Submitted By: Rachel Wilson - University of Florida

1. You will get pregnant if you put your underwear in the same drawer as Tim Tebow’s. Guys included.

2. Tim Tebow is actually right-handed but has to throw left-handed so he doesn’t hurt the wide receivers.

3. When it rains Tim Tebow doesn’t get wet, the rain gets Tebowed.

4. Tim Tebow wears a helmet when riding his scooter so he doesn’t hurt the road with his head if he wrecks.

5. Tim Tebow doesn’t sleep. He waits.

6. Tim Tebow can walk on water, eat bullets and poop ice cream.

7. Tim Tebow didn’t win a Heisman, The Heisman won a Tim Tebow.

8. The last thing that goes through another player’s mind before Tim Tebow hits them is his helmet.

9. The Florida vs. Georgia game is played in Jacksonville because that’s where Tim Tebow lives.

10. Tim Tebow wears pads to protect the opposing teams’ middle linebackers.

11. Tim Tebow’s sweat is the main ingredient in Hydroxycut.

12. Writing “The Promise” speech in the writing portion of the FCAT gives you a perfect score.

13. Tim Tebow is allowed to feed the alligators in Lake Alice.

14. Napoleon Dynamite’s Uncle Rico learned to throw a football over them mountains from Tim Tebow.

15. Tim Tebow drinks Red Bull to wind down after a game.