If I sat here all day on a throne made of dirty magazines watching porn on a wall of plasma screens armed with a pen, paper and a case of beer, I MIGHT be able to come up with 100 names for boobs. So I enlisted the help of every person I could find to compile this list of 262 names for boobs. I like to think of it as the definitive boob thesaurus. And you’re welcome for it being in alphabetical order. If you want to actually SEE some hot boobage, check out our hot chicks galleries.
- Astries Bazookas
- Bazooms
- Beacons
- Beanbags
- Bebops
- Betty Boops
- Big Boppers
- Bikini Stuffers
- Billibongs
- Blinkers
- Bombers
- Bombshells
- Bon Bons
- Bongos
- Bonkers
- Boobers
- Boobies
- Boobs
- Boops
- Bops
- Bosom
- Boulders
- Bouncers
- Bra Buddies
- Bra Stuffers
- Breasts
- Bronskis
- Bubbas
- Bubbies
- Buds
- Bulbs
- Bulges
- Bullets
- Bumpers
- Bumps
- Bust
- Busters
- Busties
- Butterballs
- Buttons
- Caboodles
- Cams
- Cannon Balls
- Cantaloupes
- Carumbas
- Cha-chas
- Charlies
- Chihuahuas
- Chimichongas
- Chiquitas
- Coconuts
- Congas
- Corkers
- Cream Pies
- Cuhuangas
- Cupcakes
- Dingers
- Dinghies
- Dingos
- Dirigibles
- Doorknobs
- Doozies
- Double-Whammies
- Dueling Banjos
- Dumplings
- Dunes
- Ear Muffs
- Eclairs
- Eggplants
- Enchiladas
- Flapjacks
- Flappers
- Flesh Bulbs
- Fog Lights
- Fried Eggs
- Fun Bags
- Gagas
- Garbos
- Gazingas
- Gazongas
- Glands
- Globes
- Globlets
- Gob Stoppers
- Gongas
- Goombas
- Grapefruits
- Grillwork
- Guavas
- Gum Drops
- Hand Warmers
- Handsets
- Head Lamps
- Headers
- Headlights
- Headphones
- Headsets
- Hefties
- Heifers
- Hemispheres
- Hills
- Hindenburgs
- Honeydews
- Honkers
- Hood-Ornaments
- Hoohas
- Hooters
- Hot Cakes
- Hottentots
- Howitzers
- Hubcaps
- Huffies
- Humdingers
- Hush Puppies
- ICBMS
- Jawbreakers
- Jemimas
- Jibs
- Jobbers
- Jugs
- Jukes
- Jumbos
- Kabukis
- Kalamazoos
- Kazongas
- Kazoos
- Knobbers
- Knockers
- Kongas
- Kumquats
- Lactoids
- Lip Fodder
- LLamas
- Loaves
- LobLollies
- Love Mellons
- Love Muffins
- LuLus
- Macaroons
- Mammaries
- Mammies
- Mams
- Mangos
- Marangos
- Maraschinos
- Marimbas
- Mau Maus
- Mausers
- Meat Loaves
- Meatballs
- Melons
- Milk Cans
- Milk Fountains
- Milk Shakes
- Mmbos
- Molehills
- Mommas
- Mondos
- Montain Peaks
- Montezumas
- Moo Moos
- Mother Lodes
- Mounds
- Muchachas
- Muffins
- Mulligans
- Mushmellons
- Nancies
- Nectarines
- Niblets
- Nibs
- Nippers
- Nippies
- Nippleoons
- Nippleos
- Nips
- Nodes
- Nodules
- Noogies
- Nose Cones
- Oboes
- Oompas
- Orbs Apples
- Ottomans Balboas
- Padding Balloons
- Pagodas Bangers
- Pair Bangles
- Palookas Bassoons
- Peaches
- Peaks
- Pears
- Pects
- Peepers
- Pillows
- Pips
- Plums
- Pointer-Sisters
- Points
- Pokers
- Polygons
- Pompoms
- Pontoons
- Potatoes
- PT Boats
- Pumpkins
- Rangoons
- Rib Cushions
- Sandbags
- Satellites
- Scones
- Scoops
- Set
- Shakers
- Shebas
- Shermans
- Shimmies
- Silos
- Skin Sacks
- Skooners
- Smoothies
- Snuggle Pups
- Spark Plugs
- Specials
- Spheres
- Spongecakes
- Spuds
- Stacks
- Stuffing Casabas
- Sugar Plums
- Sweater Meat
- Sweater Puffs
- Sweet Rolls
- Tahitis
- Tamales
- Tartugas
- Tatas
- Tattlers
- Teats
- Tetons
- Thangs
- Thingumajigs
- Tidbits
- Titbits
- Tits
- Titters Domes
- Titties Doodads
- Tom-Toms
- Tomatoes
- Torpedoes
- Tortillas
- Totos Dugs
- Twangers
- Tweakers
- Tweeters
- Twin Peaks
- Twofers
- Tympanies
- U-Boats
- Umlauts
- Wahwahs
- Zeppelins
- Zingers
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