The 4 Types Of Internet Personality Disorders

→  March 1, 2010 0

After the World Wars, doctors found new disorders and afflictions that changed the psychological makeup of an entire country. Now, in the age of Internet, our society is once again plagued by newborn personality disorders that keep popping up like pimples on a middle schooler. But there’s no need to trek down the Information Superhighway without [...]

The Drinking Games Girls Play

→  February 19, 2010 0

Editor’s Note: The following is from an actual event. The names of those involved have been changed to protect the innocent. Ok. So I walked into the office this morning to find Lisa, who is normally overly nice and bubbly first thing in the morning, had been replaced with a markedly less bubbly  and sickly looking [...]

How To Survive Skydiving

→  February 17, 2010 0

Some people get a rush out of making prank calls to friends and neighbors… others need a lil’ more edge to satiate their hunger for life. But what happens when you get pushed over the edge and your thrill ride could turn into a possible death ride? Enter CT’s Survival Tip #569… Just Do It! Natural selection [...]

5 Excuses For Forgetting To Buy A Valentine’s Day Gift

→  February 11, 2010 0

I’ve forgotten a lot of things over the years. On more than one occasion, I’ve forgotten to pack various toiletry items for a trip. I once left my dog in the car for like 5 minutes in the middle of August, and last year I forgot my mom’s birthday. But as obtuse as my past infractions [...]

5 Types Of Bad Handshakes

→  February 11, 2010 0

As with skinning cats, there’s more than one way to shake a man’s hand. However, most of the way s you can shake a man’s hand aren’t manly at all. Actually they’re all either really creepy, annoying or just plain sissified. Here are some of the most prevalent bad handshaking methods. The Dead Fish This is when [...]

How To Throw The Perfect Superbowl Party

→  February 4, 2010 0

You and your buddies have been planning your Super Bowl party for months, spending more time hammering out the details of the seating arrangements than you have on homework this semester. Deep down inside, you know the party (with its canned beer, half-eaten bag of stale chips and couch that seats three) will suck, but [...]

The Pros And Cons Of Relocating For Booty

→  January 28, 2010 0

There comes a point in every serious college relationship when you must decide where things are going. That time is usually graduation… even if it took you seven years to get there. The question that begs answering is whether you’re committed enough to make the big move out of town for your significant other. Are you [...]

The Campus Talk Mardi Gras Contest

→  January 27, 2010 0

It’s time for the first big Campus Talk contest of the semester. We’ve teamed up with Universal Studios Orlando and Wendy’s to send a few good coeds to Universal Studios Mardi Gras in Orlando. The prizes are great and entering the contest is so easy a Freshman could do it. So what exactly are we giving [...]

5 Words We Misuse On A Regular Basis

→  January 26, 2010 0

Amidst the constant partying and hooking up that college entails, you might occasionally find yourself in an advanced English course where hard-to-decipher words are thrown around like food in a high school cafeteria. But more likely than that, you’ve probably found yourself in some remedial course where commonplace vocab has been misused and abused by you [...]

CT Party Pics: Mardi Gras in Tallahassee

CT Party Pics: Mardi Gras in Tallahassee

→  January 20, 2010 0

In anticipation of the holiday, people gathered at Mardi Gras in Tallahassee Friday night for some good music, alcohol and collecting of beads. I'll leave it up to your imagination on how the girls were collecting beads...