For the past nineteen years he’s been the master behind every scream. Now, he finally takes control to reign over a new age of darkness –– and the thing you most have to fear is… FEAR himself! The nation’s premier annual Halloween event takes terror to a whole new level as you experience Halloween Horror [...]
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Everyone has his or her own opinion as to why the economy is in the shape it’s in. Whether you blame Bush and the Iraq war, greedy banks and their huge bonuses or OPEC for $4-a-gallon necessity, one thing everyone can agree on is the economy is in dire need of a ‘80s movie comeback [...]
After the World Wars, doctors found new disorders and afflictions that changed the psychological makeup of an entire country. Now, in the age of Internet, our society is once again plagued by newborn personality disorders that keep popping up like pimples on a middle schooler. But there’s no need to trek down the Information Superhighway without [...]
As with skinning cats, there’s more than one way to shake a man’s hand. However, most of the way s you can shake a man’s hand aren’t manly at all. Actually they’re all either really creepy, annoying or just plain sissified. Here are some of the most prevalent bad handshaking methods. The Dead Fish This is when [...]
They say nobody likes a quitter. Well, nobody likes a little Mr. or Ms. Try-Hard either. They make the rest of us regular quasi-lazy people look bad. That’s why when every year one of your friends’ guilty consciences tells them they should resolve to be a better person for the next year, you should make [...]
Submitted By: Ami Gavarian Men across the planet – nay, the galaxy – are unanimously infatuated with breasts. Even gay dudes can’t keep from staring at a voluptuous pair of T-shirt melons as they bounce gloriously up and down the street. But somehow guys have managed to ignore the very boob before their eyes. Yes, I’m [...]
By Brian Hodges - (The homeless guy who lives in the woods behind our office) By now, everyone knows that the Mayan calendar is set to end in 2012, which means either A) the world is going to end or B) Roland Emmerich will get to destroy even more famous buildings in yet another over-the-top doomsday [...]
Submitted By: John Edward Scheck Folks, we have terrible news. There is a war on Christmas. Instead of letting “them” take Christmas away from “us,” we decided to take action. By trying to scientifically prove the existence of Christmas, we think we can coerce retailers into once again greeting shoppers with “Merry Christmas” instead of the politically [...]
Bring on the big and the beautiful, because it’s officially holiday season. We’ll all be at our peak weight (“peak” meaning top of the scales) and (still) horny as ever, so it’s completely logical to validate why bigger is better this holiday season. Thus, here’s why you should look past that extra love handle, [...]
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