Unlike the rest of us, nerds don’t get off from steamy sex videos and sultry strippers strutting their stuff on stage. No, they require a totally different set of stimuli to reach what we affectionately call “nerdgasms.” If any of these things turn you on, you might want to reconsider your ranking on the social [...]
Submitted By: Chris Jenkins - University of Florida Forget being a Jew on Christmas. Do you know how lonely it is to be a cynic on Thanksgiving? Everyone’s grateful for everything, and you’re left all alone with your grumpiness and misery. Well, not anymore! It’s time to share your gloom and ungratefulness with the rest of [...]
Submitted By Brian Hodges - From somewhere in a West Virginia coal mine. It’s that time of year again, when we give thanks and remember the Pilgrims who escaped religious intolerance so that they might come to America and be free to practice religious intolerance the way they saw fit. There’s no denying they dealt with plenty [...]
If you’ve spent any amount of time even remotely near a college town, chances are you’ve had a run-in with one of the nastier breeds of townies - The tow truck driver. If you’re not from around here…they hate you. If you’re a college student…they hate you. If you park in a spot marked no [...]
There’s nothing worse than being in the middle of dinner, a movie, sex or all three at the same time and having the phone ring. You obviously have to answer it because for someone to call you at 8:30pm on a Sunday it must be someone you know with some important news. So being the [...]
I love Halloween. However, in the past few years I’ve noticed a deluge of older kids who are not only too old to trick-or-treat but are too goddamned lazy to even don a proper costume. That’s like wearing a plain wife-beater to a Gator game or showing up to your own birthday party just [...]
So, you want to be bound in wedded bliss and you’ve tried everything to build that lifetime full of precious memories, including: Spending enormous amounts of money on potential mates, only to find out that their eternal love for you lasts only as long as your eternal cash flow does. Spending countless hours surfing dating sites where [...]
It’s time for the first big Campus Talk contest of the semester. This time we’ve teamed up with Universal Studios to send a few good coeds to Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando to get the crap scared out of them. The prizes are great and entering the contest is so easy a Freshman could do [...]
Way before the discovery of mercury and the invention of the modern thermometer, it was women’s nippular areas that told people whether they needed a jacket outside. Boobs are great. They’re fun. They’re squishy. They’re sexy and powerful. They’re also key evidence that God is a man. So, in honor of all mankind, and for [...]
Every now and then I put up a post that I’m sure will be used against me come judgment day. This is one of those posts. The Bible was written by those who claimed to have a direct line to The Almighty himself. Well what if the Bible had been written college students? It would [...]
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