Some people get a rush out of making prank calls to friends and neighbors… others need a lil’ more edge to satiate their hunger for life. But what happens when you get pushed over the edge and your thrill ride could turn into a possible death ride? Enter CT’s Survival Tip #569… Just Do It! Natural selection [...]
You and your buddies have been planning your Super Bowl party for months, spending more time hammering out the details of the seating arrangements than you have on homework this semester. Deep down inside, you know the party (with its canned beer, half-eaten bag of stale chips and couch that seats three) will suck, but [...]
By Ami Gavarian Fall semester has come and gone, and with it went football season (sigh), eager freshmen ripe for the picking (or should we say plucking) and the more remedial-level courses where you can sleep through lectures and still get a B. Now you’re stuck with basketball, experienced freshmen who’ve learned from their fall mistakes and [...]
No matter what the New Year’s resolution, they’re usually too simple or mundane to make a big enough impact on someone’s life to make seeing them through worthwhile. This is one of the reasons why every year thousands of stationary bikes become expensive clothes racks. This year shoot for something that the mere thought of achieving [...]
Submitted By: Jessica Grant - University Of South Florida You see, fellas, you’re not the only ones feeling the cold. Eligible females are feeling frosty and lonely, too! They’re jealous of friends that managed to hold on to their men through the fall and are feeling self-conscious about the half a pound of ass fat caused [...]
At no other time during the year are coworkers expected to show up at the office, get drunk and become Monday morning water cooler fodder then at the company Christmas party. It’s like the boss saying, “Tomorrow night I want you all to dress nice, get drunk and work out some of that sexual tension [...]
Submitted By Blake Florence - University of South Florida December is a college student’s favorite time of year. A month off with no classes is like having 30 Saturday nights in a row. However, before any college coed can get on with the winter festivities, they have to tie up all the obligatory loose [...]
Submitted By: Brian Hodges There are few things more aggravating than a PC that doesn’t work. Mostly because it means you have to pay some pasty-faced geek from the school’s help desk to fix it. Why put yourself through that agony? You’d be surprised how many computer issues can be solved with almost no computer knowledge [...]
Submitted By: Jessica DiGiacinto When it comes to dating, girls get a bad rap. Like it or not, a lot of people tend to characterize us as obsessive over-analyzers who dream about an engagement ring on the second date. Maybe some girls are like that, but I haven’t met many of them. Most of us are just [...]
If your reading this then it’s the day before Halloween and apparently you’ve got a town full of zombies with pink eye hobbling around (zombies don’t run), and you need to get rid of them before they eat your brains or even worse, give you pink eye. Good job, Scooter. Now, any responsible Zombie Help Line [...]
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