For the past nineteen years he’s been the master behind every scream. Now, he finally takes control to reign over a new age of darkness –– and the thing you most have to fear is… FEAR himself! The nation’s premier annual Halloween event takes terror to a whole new level as you experience Halloween Horror [...]
It’s never easy leaving your homeland for a semester abroad… especially when half the world either wants to kill you or have you bring McDonald’s to their country. That’s why we’ve come up with a few key rules of thumb to help you survive your semester abroad. Who knows… you might never come back after [...]
The perks of a relationship are more obvious than Rosie O’Donnell’s stretch marks in a skimpy two-piece. In exchange for monogamy, you get constant sexual gratification without the awkwardness of a strange bedfellow. But what’s the upside of couplehood when your lover lives across state lines? That’s a trick question – there is no upside [...]
Whenever you start a new phase of your life in a totally new environment, there’s bound to be some unforeseen slipups along the way. College is full of those simple-but-stupid mistakes, but unlike before, you don’t have mommy and daddy to run home to when the going gets tough. With that in mind, here are [...]
Summertime, spring break, Greek Rush, ironic bathing-suits-in-the-middle-of-winter frat parties… no matter what time of year it is, in college, a girl has to be ready to whip out her bathing suit at a moment’s notice. Doesn’t matter that the dining hall has unlimited soft-serve ice cream or those delicious, always-ready waffle makers; dressing in small [...]
July 4th may be the de facto National I’m-More-Patriotic-Than-You Day, but it’s your mission to drive that point home with the most over-the-top, spectacular display of patriotism anyone’s ever seen. And while the following is a complete farce, chances are you’ve come across several people who actually do this every year. Drive Home The Message Before there [...]
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. Bring in potential “new” roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her and reply, “Oh, him/her? He/she won’t be [...]
Just like your advanced calculus class, dating is impossible to understand. That’s why we’re hooking you up with these failsafe cheat sheets for all of those sticky situations that the path to love inevitably leads you down. Fold these up, stick ‘em in your wallet or purse and use ‘em in times of trouble. You’ll [...]
Summertime is chock full of sexiness, with scantily clad bikinis, tan lines, short skirts and fit-to-form tube tops catching your line of vision in nearly every direction. On top of all that, there’s the added bonus of drunken nights of partying and beautiful beach settings to add to the allure. Needless to say, the summer [...]
By nature, fathers hate their daughters’ boyfriends. This is non-negotiable. Luckily for you, time heals all wounds like Valtrex heals that dubious sore on your lips and junk. Follow these simple steps and you’ll be in daddy’s good graces in no time. (Either that, or you’ll end up as the mystery [...]
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