This far into the semester, you’ve come to realize that going to class on a routine basis is, well, pointless. Why waste an hour or more of your day when there are perfectly good nerds to take notes for you?! But one question remains: what do you do with all that newfound free time? No… [...]
College is a unique experience unlike any other phase in your life. But the sensory overload of endless partying and complete autonomy makes it difficult to pick up on the little nuances that make college so special and distinctive. Well, here’s a little help to remind you that, yes, you’re actually in college. You ask [...]
About this time of year I always hear people bitch about how Halloween is nothing more than a pagan holiday perpetuated by the costume industry that is nothing more than a reason for girls to dress slutty, get drunk and act like complete ho-bags. And? Save The Date Picking the date for your party is crucial. Make [...]
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate’s potato from the others. Wait a few days and then bake your roommate’s potato and eat [...]
When I was younger, my best friend Darren had a general rule of thumb when it came to women. He always said, “All women are sluts except for my mom, but sometimes I worry about her.” Being the gentleman that I was, I tended to disagree with Darren’s take on the female gender. That was, [...]
The most important lesson I ever learned in college I learned from my first set of roommates. What they taught me is that my stuff is “stuff” and everyone else’s stuff is “shit.” Think about that for a second. Have you ever said to your roommate, “Hey man, could you move your stuff off of my [...]
Creativity on Halloween isn’t limited to just coming up with sluttier costumes than the year before. No, this holiday is all about using your noggin – whether it’s as a skeleton prop or for something more productive like scary-but-sweet Halloween mixed drinks to liven up your party! Use these this Halloween and you’ll be enjoying [...]
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. Put your glasses on before you go to bed. Take them off as soon as you wake up. If your roommate asks, explain that they are Magic Dream Glasses. Complain that you’ve been having [...]
Sculpt your hedges into anatomically suggestive shapes. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. Blatantly lie about trivial things such as the time of day. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Go to [...]
For the past nineteen years he’s been the master behind every scream. Now, he finally takes control to reign over a new age of darkness –– and the thing you most have to fear is… FEAR himself! The nation’s premier annual Halloween event takes terror to a whole new level as you experience Halloween Horror [...]
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