So you sat on your fat, lazy ass all summer and didn’t bother worrying about getting a good dorm assignment which means you get stuck in the ones with no air conditioning in the middle of August. Smart thinking champ. To top it all off the powers that be won’t allow you to put a [...]
Dating isn’t easy. Everyone knows this. Why else would Oprah and Match.com exist? It isn’t easy and it’s never been simple, but according to some dumbass who wrote a lame book that got turned into an even lamer movie, there are ways for chicks to tell if a guy just isn’t that into them. Apparently, [...]
I stopped drinking Coke when they replaced the cane sugar with High Fructose Corn Syrup and started using plastic bottles all for the sake of saving a few cents per unit. I remember back when I was a little kid when Coke was still made with cane sugar and still came in 20 oz glass [...]
The weekend started at Bullwinkles in Tallahassee on Friday night. If you weren't there, you were the only one, so you should slap yourself for being lame!
My love affair with tattoos began more than 10 years ago when I opened my first business next to a tattoo shop. When I had some down time I would go next door and hang out with the owner and talk to the people who came in and out throughout the day. From 18-year-old girls [...]
Nothing is more admirable than a guy who wants to keep his girl, but even the dudes with the best intentions can be outwitted by the ever-treacherous Girl Questions. You know… the things your sweetie asks that momentarily renders you speechless in confusion. What are you thinking? Why did you just do that? So, do [...]
Listen up Freshmen. This is important. This video explains why you should never go ass-to-mouth. Actually it doesn't, but it explains how most of you will end up with Herpes by the end of your first dorm party.
I love this time of year. I get to do all kinds of outdoorsy stuff. Camping, swimming, biking, drinking while camping, swimming, biking. You get the idea. Lot’s of fun, right? We’ll I live in Florida and although I have numerous outdoor activities to choose from right in my own back yard, I also have [...]
I venture that most Campus Talk readers have seen a skin-flick or two, or at least sprained an eye muscle trying to catch a glimpse of a boob on the scrambled channels. But have you ever considered becoming the star of your very own sexy home video? Just think, no more embarrassing trips the adult [...]
It started with a smile as they sat down next to you in an auditorium of 200 people on the first day of class. Then you spent the next 15 weeks as Siamese twins and you honestly couldn’t remember the last night you spent without each other. Young love bliss. Beautiful, exciting and blinding all [...]
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