This 4th of July, can the stale mixed drinks you always make and create one of these strong and satisfying cocktails themed specifically for America’s birthday. Sure, you may have to grab some extra mixers that you’d normally never find in your makeshift liquor cabinet, but then again, who are you to refuse an extra [...]
July 4th may be the de facto National I’m-More-Patriotic-Than-You Day, but it’s your mission to drive that point home with the most over-the-top, spectacular display of patriotism anyone’s ever seen. And while the following is a complete farce, chances are you’ve come across several people who actually do this every year. Drive Home The Message Before there [...]
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. Bring in potential “new” roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her and reply, “Oh, him/her? He/she won’t be [...]
Is there anything worse than seeing off all your friends as they embark on their fun-filled summer vacation, knowing that as soon as the dust settles from their departing cars, you’ll be left alone? Yes, there is… what’s worse is when all your friends are leaving town for an awesome summer and you’re stuck in [...]
At some point in your miserable existence, you’ll resort to online dating in a shameless effort to find your soul mate (read: get laid once or twice). And in that process, you’ll digress from full-on disclosure to blatant lying in an attempt to realize your potential mate is in fact your distant cousin. It’s time [...]
Just like your advanced calculus class, dating is impossible to understand. That’s why we’re hooking you up with these failsafe cheat sheets for all of those sticky situations that the path to love inevitably leads you down. Fold these up, stick ‘em in your wallet or purse and use ‘em in times of trouble. You’ll [...]
Summertime is chock full of sexiness, with scantily clad bikinis, tan lines, short skirts and fit-to-form tube tops catching your line of vision in nearly every direction. On top of all that, there’s the added bonus of drunken nights of partying and beautiful beach settings to add to the allure. Needless to say, the summer [...]
College is a unique experience unlike any other phase in your life. But the sensory overload of endless partying and complete autonomy makes it difficult to pick up on the little nuances that make college so special and distinctive. Well, here’s a little help to remind you that, yes, you’re actually in college. Printers break [...]
They say records are meant to be broken. Well, tell that to the owners of these unattainable feats in sports. Anyone can juice up and smack 70 dingers (cough, Bonds, cough), but it takes a true master to take LSD and pitch a perfect game (cough, Vida Blue, cough). Here are several other unbeatable records [...]
What You’ll Need • 1 ice tray • 2+ players • 1 coin • Beer! Game Time! Play follows as regular ole Quarters, except you’re shooting into an ice tray instead of a cup or pitcher. The game can be played one-on-one or in teams consisting of two or more people. 1) One side of the tray is the “give” side [...]
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