→ February 19, 2010
Editor’s Note: The following is from an actual event. The names of those involved have been changed to protect the innocent.
Ok. So I walked into the office this morning to find Lisa, who is normally overly nice and bubbly first thing in the morning, had been replaced with a markedly less bubbly and sickly looking [...]
→ February 4, 2010
You and your buddies have been planning your Super Bowl party for months, spending more time hammering out the details of the seating arrangements than you have on homework this semester. Deep down inside, you know the party (with its canned beer, half-eaten bag of stale chips and couch that seats three) will suck, but [...]
→ January 12, 2010
Okay, so let’s pretend the job market doesn’t suck, you got a great job, climbed the corporate ladder, became a fat cat executive and are now a member of the more-money- than-sense club. Oh, and you’re a raging alcoholic.
What exactly does someone of your predilections spend his or her – yes, women can be successful [...]
→ January 8, 2010
Have you ever opened a bottle of Cuervo or Captain and wondered to yourself what it would be like to have your own liquor named after you? If you’re like us, these types of thoughts take up roughly 85% of your brain capacity on a regular basis.
And while you’ll probably never know what it’s like [...]
→ January 1, 2010
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. Hangovers are proof that God also has a sense of humor. A very sick and twisted sense of humor. Hopefully on my judgment day when St. Peter or whoever is showing me all the bad things I’ve done, he’ll give me credit [...]
→ December 31, 2009
Here's a list of simple and easy drinks that will help put some kick into your New Year's party. That, and you'll feel like you've been kicked in the head the next morning.
→ December 18, 2009
At no other time during the year are coworkers expected to show up at the office, get drunk and become Monday morning water cooler fodder then at the company Christmas party. It’s like the boss saying, “Tomorrow night I want you all to dress nice, get drunk and work out some of that sexual tension [...]
→ October 7, 2009
Saying the current economic climate is poor is like saying alcohol helps get you laid. No sh**! But in these trying times, college students are forced to budget to the nth degree just to get by from week to week. Already a notoriously cheap demographic, coeds are expected to maintain their raucous lifestyle while costs [...]
→ October 2, 2009
Submitted By: Ryan Brown - Duke University
The problem with the English language in general is that not only can words have more than one meaning but a seemingly harmless phrase can get you slapped, thrown in jail and swindled out of all your money. This is never more true than when you’re in a [...]
→ September 17, 2009
Submitted By: Brooke Sabghir - University of Wisconsin
Pounding headache? Nausea? Dry mouth? Dizzy? Weak? Trembling? Feeling like you got hit by a train last night? Brace yourselves for “The H word” - hangover.
Part of being young is being stupid, and anyone who tells you that he or she has never gotten drunk is either lying, [...]