→ March 7, 2013
Every spring, thousands of college students flock to Panama City Beach to party off that late-semester stress. This two-day college blowout integrates a sea of pretty partiers with an unmatched collegiate music festival. Famous DJ’s, live performances and a whole lot of bikinis will cover the beach, creating the ultimate spring weekend getaway.
This year, XM [...]
→ February 19, 2013
By Kevin “Kage” Pearson
Beware the hickey, a sign of sloppy, thoughtless making out with inexperienced undergrads. Avoid 18 year olds on their first year of underage drinking if hickeys are unwanted. Hickeys change into bite marks, as the freak-in-the-sheets gets older. When capillaries near the skin rupture and bleed from suction, the result is a [...]
→ November 7, 2012
By Guy Namath
Thanksgiving is the only major holiday that doesn’t revolve around alcohol. St. Paddy’s Day and Cinco de Mayo are obvious, so we’ll disregard them immediately. But Christmas has eggnog by the gallon, New Year’s Eve has enough champagne to satisfy a rap group for about an hour, July 4th has red, [...]
→ April 17, 2012
“ A bikini is not a bikini unless it can be pulled through a wedding ring” Louis Reard
→ March 12, 2012
(or that creepy guy, depending on execution)
→ March 10, 2012
Amid the lull of spring semester and the impending stress of midterms, there’s always one thing any college student can look forward to:
SPRING WEEKENDS!
→ March 7, 2012
You are already $15,000 in debt from school loans, so what’s another $2K on a vacation from the skull-busting stress that is college? There’s no better
time to let off steam, but try to apply some moderation to your idiocy, and avoid the following shenanigans, which only serve to make us applaud you at the next Darwin Awards ceremony.
→ March 7, 2012
People are different, and people are different when they’re drunk, which leads us to the conclusion that different people are different when they’re drunk. Chances are, you fall into one of four categories when you drink, and while everyone around you may notice it, you probably do not. To figure out what kind of drunk you are, see which of these descriptions best fits you
→ February 13, 2012
Alesso brings the house down at The Vault in Gainesville, FL.
→ February 13, 2012
Toubab Krewe performs at Double Down Live in Gainesville, FL