By Kevin “Kage” Pearson Beware the hickey, a sign of sloppy, thoughtless making out with inexperienced undergrads. Avoid 18 year olds on their first year of underage drinking if hickeys are unwanted. Hickeys change into bite marks, as the freak-in-the-sheets gets older. When capillaries near the skin rupture and bleed from suction, the result is a [...]
You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection! If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand. There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look. Is there an airport nearby or is that [...]
By Rachel Sokol Men, listen up! Here’s some decoded information from LADIES… what they say, do, and really mean in order to get MEN to notice them! Pay attention to these obvious signs of flirtation. They may say one thing, but they really mean another! What She Says: “Hi! You’re Tommy’s (Insert any guy’s name) friend, right?” What She [...]
By Jessica DiGiacinto When it comes to dating, girls get a bad rap. Like it or not, a lot of people tend to characterize us as obsessive over-analyzers who dream about an engagement ring on the second date. Maybe some girls are like that, but I haven’t met many of them. Most of us are just [...]
Before we begin, let’s clarify something. When we say dating an older man, we’re not talking about a freshman shtupping a senior. “MAN” is a title no boy earns until he’s lived on his own, established a career, survived at least one long-term relationship and stopped eating with plastic utensils. So we’re talking an age [...]
Popping your cherry. Giving your flower. Taking the one-way ticket out of Palmdale. Whatever tired euphemism you call it, losing your virginity can be a decision fraught with nerves and, depending on your religious affiliation, varying degrees of “when should I/who should I”? And despite what those same religions might tell you, there’s no single when or who that works for everyone. Here are some things to consider when it comes to cashing in your V-card.
College isn’t just about the booze and booty, you know. Other than that minor annoyance called CLASS and occasionally having to go, after college, you are actually expected to do some fairly scary things. Like, GET A JOB and not live in your parents’ basement until you’re 30 – which, by the way, is in NO WAY sexually appealing. Just so you know. And now, as if the pressure of bitter professors and vile TA’s wasn’t enough, potential employers are looking for well-rounded individuals who aren’t just 4.0’s in suits but for people with personality and interests that represent team player-itude. Translation? Extracurricular activities. Here’s a guide to some common types, the benefits and potential pitfalls hidden within each.
If a 1,000 painters worked for a 1,000 years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! Smoking is hazardous to [...]
You’ve heard the stories. You’ve seen the reality. You don’t want it to happen to you. But you don’t need fad diets or insane workouts to keep those pounds off. Follow these tips and the “Freshman Fifteen” will simply be the ill-advised name you give your college band.
If it were up to us guys, you women would be strutting around 24/7 in some combination of high heels, fishnets and the tightest, most cleavage-baring top we could find. Actually, that’s a bit misleading. If it were up to us, you’d probably just be naked all day long. But when it comes to wardrobe, outwardly sexy clothes aren’t the only things that catch our eye. Sometimes the most simple, comfortable or utilitarian fashion choices have the unintentional side-effect of being rather sexy. So, when you’ve grown tired of sucking it in and hooching it up for slobbering dopes like us, give these more subtly sexy styles a try.
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