The Ultimate Guide to Hide and Go Treat a Hickey

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By Kevin “Kage” Pearson Beware the hickey, a sign of sloppy, thoughtless making out with inexperienced undergrads. Avoid 18 year olds on their first year of underage drinking if hickeys are unwanted. Hickeys change into bite marks, as the freak-in-the-sheets gets older. When capillaries near the skin rupture and bleed from suction, the result is a [...]

Uncovering The Truth Behind Actions of Women

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By Rachel Sokol Men, listen up! Here’s some decoded information from LADIES… what they say, do, and really mean in order to get MEN to notice them! Pay attention to these obvious signs of flirtation. They may say one thing, but they really mean another! What She Says: “Hi! You’re Tommy’s (Insert any guy’s name) friend, right?” What She [...]

How To Date Like A Guy

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By Jessica DiGiacinto When it comes to dating, girls get a bad rap. Like it or not, a lot of people tend to characterize us as obsessive over-analyzers who dream about an engagement ring on the second date. Maybe some girls are like that, but I haven’t met many of them. Most of us are just [...]

Sexy Sex-Filled Sexfest!

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By john scheck Sex sells. Ask anyone. I recently embarked on a six month campaign to make myself as sexy as humanly possible. After I had done everything humanly possible I enlisted the help of science to pursue as many inhuman/nonhuman/subhuman avenues to sexiness as are available to the American consumer. I wish that you could [...]

When to Lose Your Virginity

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Popping your cherry. Giving your flower. Taking the one-way ticket out of Palmdale. Whatever tired euphemism you call it, losing your virginity can be a decision fraught with nerves and, depending on your religious affiliation, varying degrees of “when should I/who should I”? And despite what those same religions might tell you, there’s no single when or who that works for everyone. Here are some things to consider when it comes to cashing in your V-card.

Pick Up Lines

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If a 1,000 painters worked for a 1,000 years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! Smoking is hazardous to [...]

Tips for Avoiding the Freshman Fifteen

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You’ve heard the stories. You’ve seen the reality. You don’t want it to happen to you. But you don’t need fad diets or insane workouts to keep those pounds off. Follow these tips and the “Freshman Fifteen” will simply be the ill-advised name you give your college band.

A Guide to Unintentionally Sexy Clothes

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If it were up to us guys, you women would be strutting around 24/7 in some combination of high heels, fishnets and the tightest, most cleavage-baring top we could find. Actually, that’s a bit misleading. If it were up to us, you’d probably just be naked all day long. But when it comes to wardrobe, outwardly sexy clothes aren’t the only things that catch our eye. Sometimes the most simple, comfortable or utilitarian fashion choices have the unintentional side-effect of being rather sexy. So, when you’ve grown tired of sucking it in and hooching it up for slobbering dopes like us, give these more subtly sexy styles a try.

Pick Up Lines

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Fascinating. I’ve been looking at your eyes all night long, ‘cause I’ve never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.

The Intermediate Dating Step Nobody Told You About

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Oh monogamy, that tricky fickle thing. We often aspire to it while at the same time realizing the alternatives can be just as appealing. For as much as your heart (and to a lesser extent, your brain) wants to take this romantic whatever-it-is to the next level, there are other, ya know, parts that aren’t ready to remove themselves from the dating pool just yet. Fact is, you’re in college with more potential romantic partners at your immediate disposal than any other time in your life. No wonder exclusivity makes you gunshy! So how do you satisfy the part of you that wants to keep your options open, while at the same time acknowledging the part that feels like it might be ready for something more serious?