I’ve forgotten a lot of things over the years. On more than one occasion, I’ve forgotten to pack various toiletry items for a trip. I once left my dog in the car for like 5 minutes in the middle of August, and last year I forgot my mom’s birthday. But as obtuse as my past infractions [...]
There comes a point in every serious college relationship when you must decide where things are going. That time is usually graduation… even if it took you seven years to get there. The question that begs answering is whether you’re committed enough to make the big move out of town for your significant other. Are you [...]
At no other time during the year are coworkers expected to show up at the office, get drunk and become Monday morning water cooler fodder then at the company Christmas party. It’s like the boss saying, “Tomorrow night I want you all to dress nice, get drunk and work out some of that sexual tension [...]
Bring on the big and the beautiful, because it’s officially holiday season. We’ll all be at our peak weight (“peak” meaning top of the scales) and (still) horny as ever, so it’s completely logical to validate why bigger is better this holiday season. Thus, here’s why you should look past that extra love handle, [...]
There are a few simple rules every guy abides by, no matter how big a pain in the ass they may be. You always finish a plate of chicken wings, even when you’re fairly certain you’ll set off a nuclear stink bomb soon thereafter. You never, ever, ever leave an unfinished beer on the table, [...]
Submitted By Elizabeth Warner - Florida State University I realized it was over when he said, “I just want to hold you all night” and the thought didn’t even sound vaguely appealing to me. The poor man, I thought. Another victim of the de-masculinization movement of the 1990s coupled with taking cues from Robert Pattinson’s ambiguously gay [...]
Submitted By: Ethan Corillo - Nerd from MIT As a culture, we’ve been conditioned to believe that high intelligence equals social retardation and sexual incompetence. But don’t be so quick to write off those skinny guys with the Coke-bottle glasses, pocket protectors and 4.0 averages. Romantically speaking, nerds are a largely untapped resource. Given [...]
In the more enlightened nations of the world, prostitutes have unions, health benefits and tax ID numbers. Brothels come equipped with dance clubs, neon lights and panic buttons for when a John gets out of control. Bottom line, if you’re looking for a little paid nookie outside the good ole US of A, you won’t [...]
Submitted By: Charlotte Layce You’re young. You’re foolish. You think the future holds limitless opportunities for you. Little do you know that you’re actually traveling down a very narrow and specific path that will lead you to one type of woman. And all of this is based exclusively on your current major. Yeah… it’s that important. English I [...]
Submitted By: Jessica DiGiacinto When it comes to dating, girls get a bad rap. Like it or not, a lot of people tend to characterize us as obsessive over-analyzers who dream about an engagement ring on the second date. Maybe some girls are like that, but I haven’t met many of them. Most of us are just [...]
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