Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Do you mind if I hang out here until it’s safe back where I farted. Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless. Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle. I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and [...]
When “being yourself” keeps leading you home alone, it’s time to try some of our fail-safe pickup lines. Drop these on some hotties and you’ll be doing the horizontal polka instead of playing pocket pool in no time! i’m not drunk… i’m just intoxicated by you. are you from tennessee? ‘cause you’re the only ten i see. do [...]
The cruel fact is that there just aren’t enough bars in the world, so you can’t always pick and choose where you go for a drink. A dive is generally a place where you’ll feel more of a need to wipe your feet as you leave than you did on the way in. Some sure [...]
It seems like only a year ago that we bestowed upon you a flurry of festive cocktails that had you oh-so-thankful for Thanksgiving. Wait, it was only a year ago… maybe we should start laying off those 5-for-1 Irish car bombs at the bar. I digress… welcome back for round two of CT’s proud and [...]
Put down that cheap bottle you’ve been nursing and get yourself one of these high-end, low-priced liquors, available at Jigz Liquor, that’ll totally change your perception about mixed drinks! No longer do you need to suffer through nauseous nights curled over the toilet ‘cause you settled for the cheap stuff. Of course, CT does not [...]
For the past nineteen years he’s been the master behind every scream. Now, he finally takes control to reign over a new age of darkness –– and the thing you most have to fear is… FEAR himself! The nation’s premier annual Halloween event takes terror to a whole new level as you experience Halloween Horror [...]
Equipment • 30 Cans of Beer • Quarters • 1 Bottle of Liquor • 1 Cup Per Player + 1 Additional Taller Cup Set Up Place the large cup in the middle, with a shot of the liquor in it. Place the other cups at regular intervals closely around the center cup. Fill each cup halfway with beer, except the cup [...]
Women have fought for equality since the dawn of man… And to their benefit, women have run with the torch, earning the right to vote, make $0.70 on the dollar and even attend football games. But one company called GoGirl is taking women’s liberation a to an extreme… GoGirl is a female urination device (FUD) that [...]