Countless words have been uttered since the dawn of man, ranging from caveman grunts to every inaudible sentence spewed from Flavor Flav’s mouth. And nearly all of these quotes society could’ve done without. Well, we’ve found a few famous last words that were actually worth the effort… mostly because they were literally these folk’s last [...]
Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a [...]
Everyone knows with great power comes great responsibility… and a greater ability to get your ass out of trouble when you decide to beat up a woman or put pounds of drugs in your body. Consider it part of their work’s benefits package. But as time passes and new celebs do stupider things, we often [...]
Common logic would dictate that humans cannot physically survive a certain amount of punishment to their bodies. Luckily for you, we’re completely devoid of common logic here at CT. With that in mind, prepare to have your mind blown (and still make it out alive!) by these breathtakingly unbelievable near-death experiences.
Just remember these few tips and you should make it back from your little excursion with nothing more than a few bruises and some good stories… and V.D Beads Everyone knows beads are booby currency at Mardi Gras. However, Mardi Gras bead vendors are like scalpers at the BCS Championship. That’s why you should hit e-Bay or [...]
With Spring Break creeping up like a Shriner at a sorority party, it’s time to think about more than just running off that fat ass you’ve managed to grow yourself over the winter - It’s time to think about how you’re going to protect your skin during your first jaunt to the beach of the [...]
Interview By: James Davis At 6’6” and 300 pounds, you’d expect to see a man of Omar Miller’s stature fighting crime by pounding criminals into the ground with his bare hands. Instead, Omar Miller’s latest role on CSI: Miami captures a humorous take on the justice system. We got a chance to sit down and chat [...]
It’s almost impossible to conceive how we would get by in our day-to-day lives without the Internet. And this is coming from a guy who, if I might risk revealing my age a bit here, still remembers when Commodore 64 and dial-up modems were cutting- edge technologies. In a perfect world, one that doesn’t erupt in [...]
We love our action heroes because they exhibit all the strength, heroism and machismo that we’re too sissy to possess. But when you really stop and think about it, some of our most beloved tough guys are actually quite lame as far as heroes go. See for yourself… HAN SOLO (Harrison Ford in the “Star Wars” [...]
Here's the entire Wu Tang Vs. The Beatles album courtesy of Grooveshark.com. This is quite possibly the greatest Wu Tang album ever.
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