→ September 2, 2010
For the past nineteen years he’s been the master behind every scream. Now, he finally takes control to reign over a new age of darkness –– and the thing you most have to fear is… FEAR himself! The nation’s premier annual Halloween event takes terror to a whole new level as you experience Halloween Horror [...]
→ November 4, 2009
IN A WELL, NEED LADDER
Date: 2009-09-11, 4:13PM EDT
I’m offering a reward for the first person who shows up with at least a 25 foot ladder to the well off of rt. 322 and Sugarsbridge Rd. My friends won’t come because they think i’m joking. I’m definitely NOT… I have water but have not eaten [...]
→ September 29, 2009
Porn laptop
Date: 2009-07-19, 7:10PM PDT
I have an older laptop, about 8 years old, it’s a blue toshiba. It has a few missing keys and a few scratches, and only about 40 gigs of free space. I got a newer laptop though and I don’t need this one. I call it a porn laptop because [...]
→ September 1, 2009
It’s time for the first big Campus Talk contest of the semester. This time we’ve teamed up with Universal Studios to send a few good coeds to Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando to get the crap scared out of them. The prizes are great and entering the contest is so easy a Freshman could do [...]
→ August 25, 2009
To the cute girl who just previewed our apartment, i’m sorry. - m4w
Date: 2009-07-17, 8:05PM EDT
Hey!
You just left our apartment with your broker and cute friends. You know, it was the one where the power had just died and you guys were knocking on our decoy door. My roommate and I both proclaimed an [...]
→ August 5, 2009
Here are some of the funniest Craigslist ads I could find over the past few days. Seems like there are always some type of stuffed animals wanted or for sale on this list.