→ June 19, 2011
For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt!” Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, [...]
→ November 30, 2010
Stinky citizens of Honolulu, HI, may be forced to clean up their act or else face a stiff fine and possible jail time.
Tired of sharing public transportation with smelly locals and tourists, alike, residents of the tropical island are making headway with the Honolulu City Council to enact a law that would levy fines up [...]
→ October 21, 2010
Some women really take the old adage that men are all dogs to heart!
Emily Mabou, 29, of Ghana recently married her pup after several failed relationships with local men. “For so long, I’ve been praying for a life partner who will have all the qualities of my dad. My dad was kind, faithful and loyal [...]
→ September 27, 2010
For the past nineteen years he’s been the master behind every scream. Now, he finally takes control to reign over a new age of darkness –– and the thing you most have to fear is… FEAR himself! The nation’s premier annual Halloween event takes terror to a whole new level as you experience Halloween Horror [...]
→ August 27, 2010
In a bold, revolutionary move to save innocent male drivers throughout the country, South Korea has begun creating and implementing pink parking spaces designated specifically for women.
These spaces are located close to the buildings and away from fearful men in the lot.
Using the guise that these spaces are meant to “ease the hassle of women [...]
→ May 10, 2010
Some kids climb fences pretending to be Spiderman. Others jump out of trees in an imitation of Superman. Then there’s one 14-year-old boy from China who’s taken superhero simulation to a whole new level by imbibing lead-based gasoline for over five years in an attempt to become like his favorite comic book hero – Optimus [...]
→ September 1, 2009
It’s time for the first big Campus Talk contest of the semester. This time we’ve teamed up with Universal Studios to send a few good coeds to Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando to get the crap scared out of them. The prizes are great and entering the contest is so easy a Freshman could do [...]
→ July 22, 2009
Theodore “Teddy” Faulkner, 52, a professor of economics at Auburn University, was taken into custody on January 12, following several charges of plagiarism, theft and breaking and entering.
Faulkner, who had been employed at the university for 22 years, was accused of removing multiple copies of a syllabus from the office of fellow professor Carla Shields [...]
→ July 15, 2009
In an effort to cater to America’s ever-growing need for “political correctness,” Rutgers University has undergone some drastic changes that school officials hope will end the constant debate over the subject.
A new program called The Diversified Equality Transformation Endeavor went into effect last month, altering the way students and faculty view their school and the [...]