Tickle Me Elmo: There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a [...]
Here's a gallery of the funniest demotivational posters I could steal from other sites.
Adults and authority figures alike are generally humongous hypocrites. Case in point: your entire life you’ve been told to share, be it your snacks, your video games, your cool action figures or even your bedroom. Hell, you’d get in trouble if you didn’t! Now, tell that to the music and movie execs suing everyone left [...]
It’s time for the first big Campus Talk contest of the semester. This time we’ve teamed up with Universal Studios to send a few good coeds to Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando to get the crap scared out of them. The prizes are great and entering the contest is so easy a Freshman could do [...]
Memorize all 30 of these useless facts and you'll be the most interesting drunk at the party this weekend.
Here are a couple of Jokes to help the last few hours of the work week go by a little faster.
The Car Loan A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six months. The loan officer asks him what kind of collateral he has. The man says ‘I’ve got a 1930 Auburn Boattail Speedster, keep it until the loan is paid off - here are the keys.’ Six months later the [...]
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to have one too.” Then I said, [...]
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test… He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first one goes and gets a total makeover. She visits a fancy beauty salon and gets her [...]
Rednecks are found in every society on our planet in one form or another and it's probably safe to say there must be Rednecks on other planets in other galaxies far far away. And to further extrapolate this theory it's also probably safe to say that there are indeed Jedi's who are Rednecks. Here are 20 signs to help you tell if you are a Redneck Jedi.
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