Crackdown 2 (XB360) 7/6 The Agency is back, and so are the mutants. That’s right, even though it’s been three years, the original Crackdown game performed well enough to have a sequel produced. Again, you’ll play as one of the Agents – a sort of police superhero – fighting against organized crime that’s overrunning the city. [...]
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They say getting axed at your job builds character over the long haul of your professional career. Bullcrap! All it does is lighten your wallet and skyrocket your blood pressure as you worry about paying bills on time and finding a new gig that doesn’t require you to perform one – or seven – illegal [...]
A Sicilian builder charged with dumping hazardous waste near the island’s capital of Palermo was recently transferred from prison to be placed under house arrest. Soon after the transfer, Santo Gambino, 30, broke his house arrest to visit the local police station and ask to be sent back to prison.The reason? Gambino would rather be shacked [...]
Teacher: Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student: “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.” Teacher: “Why?” Student: “Ladies first.” Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. It saw the salad dressing! “You should be ashamed,” a father told his son, Andy. “When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used [...]
Summertime, spring break, Greek Rush, ironic bathing-suits-in-the-middle-of-winter frat parties… no matter what time of year it is, in college, a girl has to be ready to whip out her bathing suit at a moment’s notice. Doesn’t matter that the dining hall has unlimited soft-serve ice cream or those delicious, always-ready waffle makers; dressing in small [...]
Watch out ladies, Colton Haynes is on the prowl and not just as a werewolf in the new ABC series The Gates. Colton shared with us his newly single status and why he skipped college to make it on the big screen. Tell me about The Gates and your role on the show? It’s about a gated [...]
Hey Frank, I was mowing my parents’ lawn and somehow got poison ivy. I am a complete itchy mess. Any advice on how to get through this personal hell? Duane Get on some good steroids. DO NOT scratch then touch your wiener. FRANK FACT: Frank is immune to poison ivy. He once ate a leaf of it on [...]
The rules listed below apply to the calling of Shotgun (the passenger seat) in an automobile. These rules are definitive and binding. Breaking of said rules is punishable by multiple kicks in the nuts by every other passenger during a given trip (including the driver). Section I: The Basic Rules 1. In order to call Shotgun, [...]
A man went to his local video rental store and asked the kid at the counter if he could get Batman Forever. “No,” said the employee. “You can only rent it for up to one week!” A man was interviewing for a job. The interviewer said to him, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible for [...]
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