This 4th of July, can the stale mixed drinks you always make and create one of these strong and satisfying cocktails themed specifically for America’s birthday. Sure, you may have to grab some extra mixers that you’d normally never find in your makeshift liquor cabinet, but then again, who are you to refuse an extra [...]
July 4th may be the de facto National I’m-More-Patriotic-Than-You Day, but it’s your mission to drive that point home with the most over-the-top, spectacular display of patriotism anyone’s ever seen. And while the following is a complete farce, chances are you’ve come across several people who actually do this every year. Drive Home The Message Before there [...]
We managed to get on the phone two of the girls from M. Night Shyamalan’s first installment of the Avatar movies, The Last Airbender, which is now in theaters. They let us in on some secrets about the filming and other projects they’ve been working on! Tell me about your role in [...]
Former Full House star Candace Cameron Bure had the day off from filming for ABC Family’s Make It or Break It. She took some time between errands and playing with her kids to tell us about her redebut into acting and having a wine label with her husband. Tell me about Make It or Break It [...]
Fatness breads funniness! This kid was spotted at a local grocery store just last week. He’s about 12 years old, having his mother push him around like he can’t walk. The thing is, he can walk… the photo-taker saw him get up in the candy aisle to pick out his favorite sugar-filled sweet treats, then [...]
Frank, My girlfriend still lives with her parents, and I have five roommates. We can never seem to find any “alone time,” so when we want to get busy we usually end up doing it in the back seat of my car. You spend a lot of time in your car, so I figure you’re [...]
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself. Bring in potential “new” roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her and reply, “Oh, him/her? He/she won’t be [...]
Is there anything worse than seeing off all your friends as they embark on their fun-filled summer vacation, knowing that as soon as the dust settles from their departing cars, you’ll be left alone? Yes, there is… what’s worse is when all your friends are leaving town for an awesome summer and you’re stuck in [...]
When a lawyer tells his clients he has a sliding fee schedule, what he means is that after he bills you, it’s financially hard to get back on your feet. Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller! Stanley Livingston, in deepest Africa, finds a cannibal restaurant. The specialty of the day is [...]
While you’ve navigated the bars and clubs in mid- and downtown like they’re your own home, this little college town we love so much has more to offer when you step a few miles out of the University sector. One of those best-kept secrets is UF’s own Lake Wauburg – an enjoyable and free daytime [...]
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