Nothings worse than lounging around in a lukewarm pool in the middle of July with a red SOLO cup full of what used to be a frozen margarita less than 3 minutes ago. I take that back, the one thing worse than that is when you play beer pong with a bunch of amateurs who [...]
Throughout history, tons of pointless, idiotic things have been made. For instance, acid-washed jeans, Pet Rocks and Paris Hilton, to name a few. But every now and then, a truly moronic invention comes along that makes you scratch your head (and your balls) with sheer confusion. Here are six such creations that are sure to [...]
The marketplace is full of stupid products. Most of them, even if it’s not something you’d ever buy, you can at least understand. After all, the ShamWow really does seem to work; Ugg boots do look as comfortable as they are dorky; and what woman wouldn’t appreciate a hot, ambiguously gay vampire? But there are [...]
When you absolutely positively must hear every single note of the track in a room full of screaming people, accept no substitutes. With names like Tank and Matador there’s no mistaking that these headphones from Aerial7’s new Street Series stable were made to kick more than just a little bit of ass. The Tank: The name alone [...]
They say if you’re left alone with your thoughts long enough, you’ll go insane. This is probably the reason why, no matter where they’re from, all surfers sound like they were raised together in the same VW bus and all swimmers think Michael Phelps is a pretty smart guy. These poor souls have been subjected to [...]
It’s time for the first big Campus Talk contest of the semester. This time we’ve teamed up with Universal Studios to send a few good coeds to Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando to get the crap scared out of them. The prizes are great and entering the contest is so easy a Freshman could do [...]
Today’s mp3 technology is all about convenience and affordability, and that, my friend, is the iHome iP41’s middle name. You can jam out to your favorite tunes on your iPod, charge your mp3 player, set your music to wake you up with its custom alarm clock (with snooze) or use the sleep function so you can [...]
I absolutely love going to the beach - the sun, the ocean, hot oiled bodies and discretely drinking beer from a red Solo cup so I don’t get hassled by the beach patrol. The one thing I absolutely hate about going to the beach is not having some decent tunes. Thank God I have The [...]
We’ve all been there. It’s late at night, you’re thousands of miles away from your significant other and you’re going through withdrawals from not getting you daily ration of lovin’. The only two choices you have to help “alleviate” the situation are to spend a few hours visiting certain types of websites, or to [...]
Video gamers know great gear when they see it. That’s why Thrustmaster’s line of advanced sabers, guns and packs are certain to make you giddy for your next intense Halo session with friends. With the most cutting-edge technology around, Thrustmaster’s excellent engineers have provided gamers everywhere with lifelike swords and shooters to help make their [...]
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