The 6 Most Useless Inventions Of All Time

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Throughout history, tons of pointless, idiotic things have been made. For instance, acid-washed jeans, Pet Rocks and Paris Hilton, to name a few. But every now and then, a truly moronic invention comes along that makes you scratch your head (and your balls) with sheer confusion. Here are six such creations that are sure to [...]

The Oakley Winter Gear Guide

The Oakley Winter Gear Guide

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For years, Oakley has been the pinnacle of coolness when it comes to outdoor fashion. And for years, CT has been the pinnacle of coolness when it comes to, well, life. So, it only seemed natural to join forces and create the ultimate Oakley winter gear guide for your viewing pleasure! If you want to dress [...]

The 3 Most Ridiculous Products of 2009

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The marketplace is full of stupid products. Most of them, even if it’s not something you’d ever buy, you can at least understand. After all, the ShamWow really does seem to work; Ugg boots do look as comfortable as they are dorky; and what woman wouldn’t appreciate a hot, ambiguously gay vampire? But there are [...]

Hot Gear: The Seabreacher Watercraft

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(Editor’s update: Apparently there are a large number of people who have either lost or never had a sense of sarcastic humor and think that I’m dumb enough to believe that people actually eat dolphins like Flipper. I am well aware of the fact that there is a stark difference between Flipper and a Mahi [...]

Hot Gear: Aerial 7 Headphones

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When you absolutely positively must hear every single note of the track in a room full of screaming people, accept no substitutes. With names like Tank and Matador there’s no mistaking that these headphones from Aerial7’s new Street Series stable were made to kick more than just a little bit of ass. The Tank: The name alone [...]

Hot Gear: Casio EXILIM Cameras

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If you’re the type of person who has 1,500 pictures on your Facebook profile it’s probably safe to assume you’re very social (a.k.a. you party a lot) and you desperately need a versatile yet affordable camera that a trained monkey could operate. EXILIM EX-S5.This sleek and sturdy camera sports a 10.1-megapixel camera with a 3x optical [...]

Hot Gear: September Video Game Releases

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Since college and video games go together like spaghetti and meatballs, peas in a pod and even lamb and tuna we’ve decided to start posting our monthly video game reviews on the site. And you can trust us when it comes to playing video games because that’s pretty much all we do around here while [...]

Hot Gear: Arnette Sunglasses

Hot Gear: Arnette Sunglasses

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The Arnette name has traditionally been associated with surfers, skateboarders, wakeboarders or various other cool and gnarly athletic-types who say “Dude” a lot. But Arnette wants everybody, even the guy from Nebraska who’s afraid of jellyfish, to look cool. Arnette’s ’09 lineup of super cool shades appeals not only to the traditional tanned crowd who has [...]

10 Reasons To Be Glad you’re Not Famous

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Submitted By: Jennifer Addison - University of Miami Fame: it’s what makes the world go around. Who hasn’t picked up Us Weekly or People, flipping through the pages slowly, with envy dripping from our fingertips as we set eyes on pictures of celebrities? But would you really want to trade your anonymity for having to deal [...]

Hot Gear: H2O Audio

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They say if you’re left alone with your thoughts long enough, you’ll go insane. This is probably the reason why, no matter where they’re from, all surfers sound like they were raised together in the same VW bus and all swimmers think Michael Phelps is a pretty smart guy. These poor souls have been subjected to [...]