→ September 2, 2010
For the past nineteen years he’s been the master behind every scream. Now, he finally takes control to reign over a new age of darkness –– and the thing you most have to fear is… FEAR himself! The nation’s premier annual Halloween event takes terror to a whole new level as you experience Halloween Horror [...]
→ August 31, 2010
Now college coeds can finally combine their two favorite things – drinking and technology! With the USB Bottle Opener from Brando, people can pop open a cold one, then pop in the USB and play their favorite tunes or watch their favorite flicks. The simple and effective plug-and-play technology works with Windows 7, Vista, XP, [...]
→ August 27, 2010
When you’re in college, playing beer pong is as routine as sleeping ‘til noon every day. The same can be said for laying out by the pool during the summer. Well, why not combine the two loves of college coeds everywhere? Port-O-Pong is a floating beer pong table you can play on while cooling off [...]
→ August 16, 2010
On a recent trip to my local liquor distributor, my alcoholic soul was shaken to its very core. Nestled between all the normal, everyday bottles were three bottles that looked like the love children of a bottle of Smirnoff and a sixer of Grolsch Ale. It was three bottles of 360 Vodka - one regular, [...]
→ August 11, 2010
When I first heard about the Ice Jacket, I immediately said to myself, “Where the hell have you been all my life?” For years, I had been partying with warm, disgusting liquor. Those days came to an end as soon as I got my hands on the Ice Jacket! A revolutionary product for partiers and [...]
→ June 3, 2010
I can’t really think of anything responsible that ever came out of drinking. Where I’m from, drinking responsibly means not littering a scenic country road with empty beer bottles. Instead we fling them out of a moving truck so they shatter against an unsuspecting road sign and return to it’s original sand form.
But on a [...]
→ March 8, 2010
Nothings worse than lounging around in a lukewarm pool in the middle of July with a red SOLO cup full of what used to be a frozen margarita less than 3 minutes ago. I take that back, the one thing worse than that is when you play beer pong with a bunch of amateurs who [...]
→ February 10, 2010
With Spring Break creeping up like a Shriner at a sorority party, it’s time to think about more than just running off that fat ass you’ve managed to grow yourself over the winter - It’s time to think about how you’re going to protect your skin during your first jaunt to the beach of the [...]
→ September 4, 2009
In Case you’ve been living under a rock, FOOTBALL SEASON STARTS TOMORROW! That’s right, tomorrow campuses across the country are going to be smorgasbords of beer, food, loud music and thousands of grills with each festival of absolute excess culminating with 3 hours of gladiator like contest.
Grills that are going to have to be [...]