Potential vs. Reality

A little boy comes into the room and asks his father, “Dad, whats the difference between potential and reality?” The father thinks for a second and tells his son, “go ask your mother if she would sleep with the mailman for $1 million.”

The little boy goes upstairs and asks his mother, and she replies, “Of course I would.” The boy goes back and tells his father the answer to the question and the father says, ‘Now, go ask your sister if she would sleep with her boyfriend for $1 million.” Again, confused, the little boy goes upstairs and asks his sister, who replies, “Of course I would.”

The little boy tells his father her response, but is still very confused. He says, “Ok dad, both Mom and Sis said they would sleep with them for $1 million each. How does that explain the difference between potential and reality?” The father looks at him and says, “Well, son, this family has the potential to be millionaires, but in reality, we are living with two sluts.

Milk Machine

A farmer orders a high-tech milking machine. It so happens that the equipment arrives when his wife was away. So, he decides to test it on himself first. He inserts his penis into the equipment, turns the switch on and …voila, everything else is automatic!!

He really enjoys himself, as the equipment provides him with as much pleasure as his wife does. When the fun is over, he finds that he can not take the instrument off. He reads the manual, but doesn’t find any useful information. He tries every button on the instrument, some made the equipment squeeze, shake, or suck harder, but none release him from the machine.

Panicking, he calls the supplier’s Customer Service Hot Line. The farmer says, “Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic. But how can I take it off of the cow’s udder?”

The Customer Service rep says, “Don’t worry. The machine is programmed such that it will release automatically after collecting 2 liters of milk.”