Unlike the rest of us, nerds don’t get off from steamy sex videos and sultry strippers strutting their stuff on stage. No, they require a totally different set of stimuli to reach what we affectionately call “nerdgasms.” If any of these things turn you on, you might want to reconsider your ranking on the social totem pole.

Anime

Forget Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick. Nerds aren’t aroused by the opposite of sex unless there’s some animated chick named Ki-Ra running around with glowing blue eyes and
an Asian-style Catholic schoolgirl outfit tightly drawn around her figure.

World Of Warcraft

Welcome to a nerd’s equivalent of a cyber-orgy. Teaming up with fellow nerds across the globe, an individual nerd can pillage (oooh) and ransack (ahhh) ‘til the pixilated cows come home.

Magic The Gathering

Regular folks enjoy a game of strip poker at a party. Nerds, on the other hand, enjoy a scintillating back-and-forth casting of magical spells. I undress you with my level-36 charm spell and cast a cloak of latex around my nether-region.

Tetris

Nothing turns a nerd on quite like trying to fit phallic objects into tight spaces. Better yet, unlike with real phallic objects and tight spaces, these ones don’t laugh at you when you can’t seem to fit ‘em in.

Star Trek

Sorry, sexy coeds… unless you’re sporting a Cyclops look, neon hair and some alien ancestry, nerds aren’t gonna dig you. It’s not your fault… they just aren’t aroused by creatures from the Milky Way galaxy.