What were you like in 2009? Maybe you did a little too much ho-ho-hoing. Or maybe you gave back to the community… by spreading that nasty lip sore around campus. With the holidays right around the corner, it’s time to find out if you were a goodie-two-shoes or a Grade A piece of s***. Take the quiz and see for yourself!
When your friends asked if they could copy your class notes, you…
(A) copied them yourself,
by hand, with highlighted notations for the more important lessons discussed in class, then handed them out with smiley face stickers pasted on top.
(B) let them make copies… at a rate of $1 per page.
(C) wrote completely fake notes and gave them to everyone, laughing like a madman as they all failed the next exam.
(D) told them go f*** themselves.
You hooked up with a coed one night, and when you woke up the next morning in that person’s bed, you…
(A) quietly snuck out to get bagels and coffee, so you could wake them up with breakfast in bed.
(B) quietly snuck out and went straight home, never to speak to that person again.
(C) quietly snuck out and went straight to your boyfriend/girlfriend’s home.
(D) loudly woke up your one-night stand with a roaring fart, then proceeded to Dutch oven them.
You and your friends went out one night, and you were the DD. You…
(A) stayed sober all night and dropped each and every friend off at their doorstep at the end of the evening.
(B) had a drink or two but upheld your duties as DD.
(C) had a few drinks too many and blacked out in the club’s storage room.
(D) drank more than any of your friends and ended up leaving them all there when you took a cab back to some random hookup’s place.
Your best friend was dumped and came to you for sympathy. You…
(A) consoled that friend for as long as it took to get over the heartbreak.
(B) consoled that friend by trying to set them up with a notoriously easy lay.
(C) told that friend to get over it and move on already.
(D) immediately hit on the ex, then told your pal you were there scolding them for breaking your friend’s heart.
When your parents came to visit you one weekend, You…
(A) spent every second with them, going to the local museums and playhouses just to make them happy.
(B) spent every second with them, going to the local museums and playhouses… just to con them into giving you more money per semester.
(C) went to dinner with them once or twice, then ignored them the rest of the weekend.
(D) told them you’d meet them at the local museums and playhouses, only to stand them up and meet your buddies at the bar.
A = 4 points, B = 3 points, C = 2 points, D = 1 point
If you scored 16–20, you’re not only in Santa’s good graces, you’re getting every last gift on your wish list.
If you scored 11–15, you might be on Santa’s nice list, but you’re only getting one or two presents.
If you scored 6–10, you’re officially on Santa’s s*** list. Better buy your own presents.
If you scored below 6, not only is Santa passing by your house, he’s hired a hitman to take you out for the betterment of society.