So it’s Saturday morning and you’re Googling hangover cures which means last night was either an epic win or an epic fail. It depends what size female may or may not be sleeping in your bed right now.

Either way, I’ll go ahead and be the old fogie and tell you the only thing that will cure a hangover is water and time. But if your not smellin’ what I’m cookin, then by all means go ahead and try a few of these hangover cures on this list.

Mince Pie Smoothie

Mashed/liquidized Mince Pie mixed with milk, cream and ice cream, possibly with bits of pudding, cake and Turkey mixed in.

Hair of the Cow

Similar to hair of the dog (i.e. having another drink like the drink you had the night before that gave you the hangover), hair of the cow is the same, but you make a milkshake using any leftover drinks from the party the night before.

Go To Work

Going to work and then spending all day alternating between the water cooler and the toilets is one of the least expensive cures…

Visit a zoo with young children

Remembering the names of animals and where they come from is a guaranteed hangover cure. It gets the brain going in a nice low gear and gets you into the great outdoors as a bonus.

Binge Smoking

Smoking 60 cigarettes in a small room with all the doors and windows closed, sometimes three or four at a time, will help fog the memory of a hangover and replace it with a nicotine high.

Ultimate Arguing

Similar to Ultimate Fighting but you don’t have to strip down to your underpants and get all bruised and sweaty, which isn’t really advisable in your condition. The first person to verbally submit is the winner.