i dont even LIKE going to the beach.. but ….THIS would change my mind. this would be great to tool around in offshore….jumping out of the water.. then diving back down. i’d consider mortgaging my house for one of these.

The kind of dolphin you eat is actually mahi mahi. If you thought you were actually eating dolphin like the ones these are modeled after, how could you eat it and feel good about yourself? Clueless and/or disgusting.

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I rarely go to the beach the last time I went was about 5 years ago this would completely change that. Man I want one bad );

I could eat the dolphin knowing that it tasted damn good. I’d eat dolphin while riding ON a dolphin. Why? Cause I want to. I’ve eaten shark, crickets, cobra, and cow’s hooves. And you know what? DELICIOUS. It’s your preoccupation with it being cute and fun that keeps you from eating it.

And I would kill my mother to finance a thing like this. That is amazing in ways words can’t completely describe.

whoever wrote this is an idiot. Dolphins are not eaten by humans. You have the flipper dolphin and the fish dolphin, we eat the fish you dumb fuck!!!!

People do eat dolphins yoyie not often in the west though, there meant to be quite nice.

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Ummmmmm are you kidding me?? Mahi mahi is not dolphin at all. It is a fish, also known as DAUPHIN. not DOLPHIN. Please just google search Mahi Mahi…. does it even look like a dolphin to you?

First, most DOLPHIN, which I hope we have established by now, is not the same as the shit I eat in my FISH tacos, is on the same level as humans in the food chain, but, thanks to our petrochemical society, has flooded their bodies with extremely high levels of mercury. I don’t know about you, but I’d stick to my Mahi Mahi (DAUPHIN), a considerably less dangerous toxin festooned sea critter, unless you enjoy producing offspring that don’t function quite properly, and the high possibility of an endless barage of medical maladies gracing you with their presence.

As well, you will find it EXTREMELY RARE to find any individual in all of Eastern Culture to find a liking to dolphin meat, as it is a darker, more distasteful whale meat. Beyond that, most people have some innate unconcious understanding that dolphins shouldn’t be fucked with, considering they often save our sorry asses when stuck in sticky situations; shark/surfer scenario, sunken ship rescue, man-overboard scenario, etc…

Second, I don’t care who the suave cat is that wrote this product review, but you’ve successfully written a whole three paragraphs on the product. Actually, make that two, considering the first is filled with your bias horseshit jargon, reckoning us with the realization that such a being is allowed to produce thoughts for others to view/ponder upon.

Third, watch the documentary The Cove, and maybe then you can speak on the topic of a creature as versatile and intelligent as humans, if not more so. If you choose not to watch it, then you are just another uninformed loser shooting crap out of your mind. Most dolphins that the thousands of ill-informed participants have the pleasure of swimming amongst come from Taiji, Japan. Dolphins (which hopefully will never be “farm raised”) are captured live for sale (some $150,000US) to blissfully ignorant aquariums/dolphinariums, and the remaining are brutally slaughtered (some 23,000 annually) and tossed off to the grocers, purposefully mislabeled as other types of whale meat.

I think that if you want to have a “Campus Talk” magazine, maybe you should consider a little more than beer, gear, n bitches… Do you even care or understand that a CAMPUS talk magazine implies something of shit that might have to do with a campus? As a student (which I’m sadly assuming) and a young adult, you could take this opportunity to get your head out of your ass and actually realize that YOU, and the thousands walking amongst you daily (unless of course, you aren’t a college student, and just a creepy fuck), are the people who create the patterns of change in the world. I understand that we need to party, trust me, I do a lot of it, with far better people and far better drugs than alcohol. As much as I can convey this to you, try and grasp the fact that the rich and the old only control the capitalist world, and as much as these things seem to infiltrate daily life of anyone in a developed country, they are just are real as the money they move about (which is largely electronic, i.e. NONEXISTENT). This means that if you want to change the world, it is much more possible than you believe. So, if you haven’t grasped what I’m trying to get at yet, it is that you seem to have somewhat of control on how to run a website, so why not add other cool shit to your site, beyond the traditional college site stuff? Why don’t you post and show some concern and humanity for the things that actually create change. There will be a million more parties, and a million more good times, but all it takes is the voice of one dedicated individual to change the face of the planet. Why does this matter? Why am I telling you this? Because I’m bored, but also because I’m not trying to be a prick, and I’m not meaning to bring down the good things in life, but because I care enough to think that maybe you aren’t entirely a jock/fraggot, and might have a brain in that skull, which might have passions and cares and concerns for the world he lives in.

Then again, you might just be another loser college dude.

Please know that I’m not trying to be an asshole, but am telling you this, because I don’t think you realize the power you have when I say that EVERYTHING that you “publish”/post will be critisized and considered. You have a pretty powerful digital voice.

Understand that I’m not just typing all this shit to feel better about myself, or to bring you down, or anything to that sort, instead, I’m hoping you see things a little different now.

Remember, instead of all the shit I just wrote, I could have just told you chimps fuck for fun too.

Not enough bleach in aether of your gene pools.

so let me get this straight, you ppl come to a website about tech stuff and expect some1 to be an expert on animal behavior, exotic cuisine, animal rights and just about everything else in the entire world?!?
what a bunch of ninnies…the article was humorous and i would love ones.
maybe i could run over a dolphin and then cook in on the cooling motor of my seabreacher?
that would be cool

Kudos to the guy who wrote a comment with more paragraphs than i can write in an essay about one of the many horrible books that they love to torture kids like me in school with these days… anyways, as i was saying, i agree with most of your points, except i would have to also mention that the guy who wrote the comment above me is right in that you are expecting a lot out of some guy who was probably just trying to advertise some cool technology that he found was interesting. Besides that, the ‘Really’ guy above me is pretty much full of shit.
Well, thats all i really have to say on this… and by the way, i laughed pretty hard when i read the comment about the guy who said ‘i would kill my mother to finance a thing like this’.

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You people need to get over yourselves. It is an article abut a new gadget. That is it. To whatisthisshit, read the about us section of the website before ranting about the content. The writer obviously was making a joke in the opening paragraph. You take yourself way to seriously. Take a break from the Greanpeace literature for a while. It will lower your bloodpressure.

Really? Red wine w/ Seafood.

People do eat actual dolphins. When I say ‘people’, I mean people in Japan. There’s a very lucrative dolphin-slaughter industry, which is hardly surprising given their illegal whale-slaughter industry. Dolphin meat is often sold under the guise of whale meat. It’s tragic, really.

YUM YUM, dolphin, either Mahi Mahi or ACTUAL bottle nose would be delicious. wouldnt matter. Who cares if its flipper? and to have a SEMI-sumbmersible like this, id kill all your mothers to finance it. i want it!!!!

there are lots of species of monkeys and chimps that have sex for fun, as well as some birds. plus have you seen that video of the donkey trying to rape that fat guy whose pants are falling down? i’m sure the donkey was having fun during that.