I hate to be crude but I’ve found lately that whenever I eat steak, it gives me the most unbelievably disgusting farts: loud, stinky AND repetitive. You’ve spoken freely about your own gas problems. I thought you might provide a solution to this problem, so I don’t have to give up my Porterhouse. Leslie
I’m having a really hard time answering this one because I can’t figure out from that name of yours if you’re a guy or a girl. If a girl, then good god woman, become a vegetarian! Don’t you know that chicks aren’t supposed to fart, burp, throw up, have stinky feet or do anything on the toilet but tinkle. If you’re a guy, I say just let it rip and try not to squirt in your britches.
FRANK FACT: Frank briefly considered a career as a professional farter after reading an article in last November’s Campus Talk.
