I’m a film major and I have to make a documentary for my thesis. According to all those “Frank Facts,” your life has been unique, to say the least, and I think it would provide a fascinating glimpse into the psyche of the post-war generation and all the upheavals they’ve had to contend with. Are you game? Gretchen
I know Michael Moore has given all you film geeks a big 30mm boner, but let me drop some reality on you: the only documentaries anyone cares about are the ones that talk about Lindsay Lohan’s boobs. And the only “fascinating glimpse” anyone wants to see is a glimpse of Lindsay Lohan’s boobs. I’m flattered that you asked, but if I agreed to this project, it would only make you believe your career path had an actual future… and
I just wouldn’t be able to sleep at night.
FRANK FACT: Frank accidentally taped over his favorite documentary “The Making of Die Hard” with a video montage of Lindsay Lohan’s boobs.
