Excuses from parents! Everyone, point and laugh!
Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Dear School: Please eggscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Please excuse Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I could not get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahre dyrea direathe the runs.
My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
