See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Do you want to see the most exciting thing I have seen in here all night? (hold up something reflective)
You must be a magnet, because it looks like you are attracted to my buns of steel.
He: Where have you been all my life?
She: Hiding from you… how the hell did you find me?
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
My name is John, but you can just call me tomorrow.
Is this your house key? Could I have one?
The safest defense after hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.
