Adults and authority figures alike are generally humongous hypocrites. Case in point: your entire life you’ve been told to share, be it your snacks, your video games, your cool action figures or even your bedroom. Hell, you’d get in trouble if you didn’t! Now, tell that to the music and movie execs suing everyone left and right over file sharing (online piracy).

Sharing is caring, Mr. Hot Shot Movie Douche! Maybe this handy guide will help you see the light…

ARRRGGG!!!