Submitted By Elizabeth Warner - Florida State University I realized it was over when he said, “I just want to hold you all night” and the thought didn’t even sound vaguely appealing to me. The poor man, I thought. Another victim of the de-masculinization movement of the 1990s coupled with taking cues from Robert Pattinson’s ambiguously gay [...]
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Submitted By: Ethan Corillo - Nerd from MIT As a culture, we’ve been conditioned to believe that high intelligence equals social retardation and sexual incompetence. But don’t be so quick to write off those skinny guys with the Coke-bottle glasses, pocket protectors and 4.0 averages. Romantically speaking, nerds are a largely untapped resource. Given [...]
For some time, many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, “You don’t know Jack Schitt!” Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was married to [...]
Submitted By: Some crazy Meth addict somewhere in Tennessee Editor’s Note: This was submitted without a name, so I have absolutely no idea who wrote this. It doesn’t really have a point, and has all the ramblings of someone on a 3-day meth binge, but is a very entertaining piece. It made me LQTMS. (Laugh Quietly [...]
Submitted By Blake Florence - University of South Florida December is a college student’s favorite time of year. A month off with no classes is like having 30 Saturday nights in a row. However, before any college coed can get on with the winter festivities, they have to tie up all the obligatory loose [...]
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Submitted By: Brian Hodges There are few things more aggravating than a PC that doesn’t work. Mostly because it means you have to pay some pasty-faced geek from the school’s help desk to fix it. Why put yourself through that agony? You’d be surprised how many computer issues can be solved with almost no computer knowledge [...]
Adults in our society have a long history of unabatedly lying to their children. They contrive fantastic beings and stories to sugar coat the truth behind our traditions and history. So how have generations of elementary school teachers chosen to teach throngs of young and impressionable children about the first settlers of our great country? By [...]
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