Is there anything worse than seeing off all your friends as they embark on their fun-filled summer vacation, knowing that as soon as the dust settles from their departing cars, you’ll be left alone? Yes, there is… what’s worse is when all your friends are leaving town for an awesome summer and you’re stuck in summer school. While we can’t make up for the fact that you’ll be hitting the books ‘til the fall, we can ease your pain by directing you toward the easiest courses your college has to offer!

Geology Lab

Everyone needs a one or two credit science lab to appease their Gen. Ed. requirements. And everyone would rather learn about rocks and terrains than study some unpronounceable term in physics, chemistry or biology. Besides, geology labs are never taught by professors, so instead of dealing with some smarty-pants know-it-all, you’ll get his 20-something TA who’s just as bummed about being in town for the summer and will probably show up drunk to class every day. In the end, you’ll get a B+ just for doing your final presentation on Joe Versus The Volcano.

Drama

Act out your pent-up frustration with your summer plight and earn a grade for it! There’s little-to-no reading material, the tests are all acted out and there’s bound to be a handful of hotties who end up having to act out a love scene with you for a class-wide presentation. That’s more action than you’d be getting on your own! Honestly, if Matthew McConaughey can star in major motion pictures, you can get an A in drama class. And if you can’t, well, there’s always a role for you as Ben Affleck’s understudy.

1 Credit Sports

You know you’d be wasting time shooting hoops by yourself at your apartment complex’s crappy street court, so why not turn that leisure time into an easy credit?! From softball and flag football to volleyball (hot chicks alert!) and golf, there’s nothing simpler than boosting your GPA with an A in your sport of choice. Acing a sports class is easier than getting laid at a frat party… even the awkward, chubby kids can pull it off! But for the love of god, do not take running! Your body will feel like it just went through a military torture procedure when all’s said and done.

Music Appreciation

Speaking of things you’d be doing anyways… what college student doesn’t listen to music during their free time? Again, you’d have to be dumber than an elementary school dropout to not turn a hobby into college credits. Take a Jazz Appreciation or History of Rock class if that suits your style. Hell, you may be lucky enough to attend a university that offers a course on the Tao of Lil’ Wayne at this point. And if you enjoy living a celibate life, there’s always the ever-interesting History of the Baroque Period of Vocal Arts… non-virgins need not attend.