Frank, My girlfriend still lives with her parents, and I have five roommates. We can never seem to find any “alone time,” so when we want to get busy we usually end up doing it in the back seat of my car. You spend a lot of time in your car, so I figure you’re [...]
Frank, My Man! I’m leaving school this year and always wanted to tell you how much I hate you. You suck. Good riddance, fat slob. Dee Dee Well, I can only assume you’re either someone I slept with and never called back or the president of the on-campus feminist movement. Whichever one you are, thanks for the shout [...]
Dear Frank, Could you please tell every guy out there to STOP bathing in cologne? Talk about being counterproductive! If your scent gives me a headache from across the room, there’s no way I’m letting you close enough to kiss me. Darlene Sure, I’ll tell them… so long as I can tell you girls to please understand [...]
Dear Frank, I have the chance to study in Europe this semester, but I’m afraid of what it will mean for me and my boyfriend. That’s a long time to be apart and remain faithful. What do you think? Leah Are you worried about him remaining faithful or you remaining faithful? Because, if you both sleep [...]
Looking back on my first three years of college and hoping for another three, I can’t help but remember all the life-changing experiences I’ve gone through. And no matter what school you go to, every college student goes through the same cycles. First, you begin with the blundering, walking-around-campus-with-your-nose-stuck-in-a-map freshman stage, and everyone ends in [...]
Frank, I can tell that my boyfriend is fantasizing about someone else while we’re having sex. It’s really starting to bug me; I tell him to look at me but he constantly closes his eyes. What can I do to become to object of his desires? H.F. Hmm. How about plastic surgery and [...]
Frank, Last week my boyfriend and I got into a terrible fight: lots of yelling, screaming, slamming doors and cursing. This was the biggest fight we ever had. Two hours later we made up and it was amazing. The sex was unbelievable. I still get the shakes when I think about it. I’ve always [...]
Want to learn the secrets to life, the universe and everything? Are you socially inept and in need of some expert guidance? Whether you need answers to your life's most burning questions, or just a ride to the Waffle House at 3 a.m., all you have to do is ask the legend that is Frank the cab driver.
Want to learn the secrets to life, the universe and everything? Are you socially inept and in need of some expert guidance? Whether you need answers to your life's most burning questions, or just a ride to the Waffle House at 3 a.m., all you have to do is ask the legend that is Frank the cab driver.
It started with a smile as they sat down next to you in an auditorium of 200 people on the first day of class. Then you spent the next 15 weeks as Siamese twins and you honestly couldn’t remember the last night you spent without each other. Young love bliss. Beautiful, exciting and blinding all [...]
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