Browsing all posts tagged under »College Life«
→ July 26, 2010
College is a unique experience unlike any other phase in your life. But the sensory overload of endless partying and complete autonomy makes it difficult to pick up on the little nuances that make college so special and distinctive. Well, here’s a little help to remind you that, yes, you’re actually [...]
→ June 23, 2010
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
Bring in potential “new” roommates from around campus. Give them tours of the room and the building. Have them ask about your roommate in front of him/her and reply, “Oh, him/her? He/she won’t be [...]
→ June 15, 2010
College is a unique experience unlike any other phase in your life. But the sensory overload of endless partying and complete autonomy makes it difficult to pick up on the little nuances that make college so special and distinctive. Well, here’s a little help to remind you that, yes, you’re actually in college.
Printers break [...]
→ January 28, 2010
There comes a point in every serious college relationship when you must decide where things are going. That time is usually graduation… even if it took you seven years to get there. The question that begs answering is whether you’re committed enough to make the big move out of town for your significant other.
Are you [...]
→ December 1, 2009
Submitted By Blake Florence - University of South Florida
December is a college student’s favorite time of year. A month off with no classes is like having 30 Saturday nights in a row. However, before any college coed can get on with the winter festivities, they have to tie up all the obligatory loose [...]
→ November 19, 2009
Submitted By: Charlotte Layce
You’re young. You’re foolish. You think the future holds limitless opportunities for you. Little do you know that you’re actually traveling down a very narrow and specific path that will lead you to one type of woman. And all of this is based exclusively on your current major. Yeah… it’s that important.
English
I [...]
→ November 18, 2009
Submitted By: Brian Hodges - WVU
College will be the last time in your life when you’re not too snobby for bunk beds, beer can artwork and communal showers. But just because your tastes in wall art and foot fungus will change, it doesn’t mean your palate for cheap college food has to go with it. [...]
→ November 6, 2009
You’d like to think the justice system had sophisticated laws in place to keep this country running smoothly, but do you really think it should be a crime to wear cowboy boots unless you actually own two cows? In Blythe, California, that’s an actual law! Here is a list (made out of boredom and [...]
→ September 30, 2009
Submitted By: Andrea Wilson - University Of South Florida
If bubblegum pop-chef Rachael Ray can eat on $40 a day in any city, I propose that we college students step it up and attempt to live, eat and date on $20 dollars a week in any college town. We are notorious for being broke, stupid and [...]
→ September 30, 2009
Submitted By Ryan Daschle - University Of Georgia
Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
Try breathing through your nose.
I was so horny tonight that I would have taken a wildabeast home!
If you quit smoking, you might have more endurance…
Is that you I smell, or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes?
You give [...]