by Mike Stanley Living in a college town as a twenty-something, ex-college student without a degree can be a bit uninviting. With every new introduction looms the question of either “What are you studying?” or, “What did you major in?” More often than not, once you’ve answered this dreadful series of questions, judgment pervades and the [...]
Shortly after a breakup, I decided to join an online dating site. It was just before winter break, and I figured I could get back into the dating world even while I was at home with my family. A friend of mine was already on OkCupid and met a really great guy, so I thought “What the hay? If nothing else, it’ll at least be some entertainment.” Boy, was it entertaining.
Leaving the cramped foot fungus factory that is the dorm for your own off-campus fungal haven is great… until that moment you realize every single meal is on you now. Suddenly the dining hall’s weekly meat surprise doesn’t seem half bad. But with these few essentials in your kitchen, living off-campus need not lead to starvation at your own culinary-inept (and possibly fungified?) hands.
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You are already $15,000 in debt from school loans, so what’s another $2K on a vacation from the skull-busting stress that is college? There’s no better time to let off steam, but try to apply some moderation to your idiocy, and avoid the following shenanigans, which only serve to make us applaud you at the next Darwin Awards ceremony.
People are different, and people are different when they’re drunk, which leads us to the conclusion that different people are different when they’re drunk. Chances are, you fall into one of four categories when you drink, and while everyone around you may notice it, you probably do not. To figure out what kind of drunk you are, see which of these descriptions best fits you
Alesso brings the house down at The Vault in Gainesville, FL.
Women can whine and complain all they want about childbirth and their monthly cycles, but at least they can deal with their womanly issues and still retain their femininity. For guys, in an age of increasing metro-sexuality, it’s not always easy to remedy our own bodily inconveniences and still feel like a man. Here are several solutions to some very common “guy problems” and an indication of where they rank on that all-important “Man-O-Meter.”
hen you think of Valentine’s Day, you think of roses, pink chocolate hearts and expensive gifts from your loved ones… but that’s not how it always works in the real world. For some, this affectionate gift-giving day is as depressing as having a final exam on the night your team plays in a National Championship game. The urban definition of Valentine’s Day is a day that’s been known as the “perfect time to hate your life, even more than usual, for being single day!” While that may be taking it to the extreme, plenty of people go on crappy dates just because it’s V-Day, and those horrible dates can truly become the stuff of legend! We, here at CT, love to laugh at them.
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