Browsing all posts tagged under »Funny«
→ March 1, 2010
After the World Wars, doctors found new disorders and afflictions that changed the psychological makeup of an entire country. Now, in the age of Internet, our society is once again plagued by newborn personality disorders that keep popping up like pimples on a middle schooler.
But there’s no need to trek down the Information Superhighway without [...]
→ February 9, 2010
It’s almost impossible to conceive how we would get by in our day-to-day lives without the Internet. And this is coming from a guy who, if I might risk revealing my age a bit here, still remembers when Commodore 64 and dial-up modems were cutting- edge technologies.
In a perfect world, one that doesn’t erupt in [...]
→ December 9, 2009
Unlike the rest of us, nerds don’t get off from steamy sex videos and sultry strippers strutting their stuff on stage. No, they require a totally different set of stimuli to reach what we affectionately call “nerdgasms.” If any of these things turn you on, you might want to reconsider your ranking on the social [...]
→ November 11, 2009
If you’ve spent any amount of time even remotely near a college town, chances are you’ve had a run-in with one of the nastier breeds of townies - The tow truck driver. If you’re not from around here…they hate you. If you’re a college student…they hate you. If you park in a spot marked no [...]
→ November 6, 2009
You’d like to think the justice system had sophisticated laws in place to keep this country running smoothly, but do you really think it should be a crime to wear cowboy boots unless you actually own two cows? In Blythe, California, that’s an actual law! Here is a list (made out of boredom and [...]
→ November 4, 2009
“Next time you go out for dinner, have a look around the table. If everyone is on your payroll, the chances are you have become a prick.” Bono
Stars always get what they want. Nothing exemplifies this better than a well-crafted “rider.” A contract rider is a list of specifications by the [...]
→ July 29, 2009
So we got a lot of great feedback from the last "Best of Craigslist" post, so here's another one. But you better hurry. That Camaro ain't gonna last forever.
→ July 24, 2009
I often find that most fights between couples start because of simple misunderstandings. Most of these misunderstandings themselves are due in part because there are many words or terms that have different meanings for men and women. Here are a few examples pulled from the CT Gender-Specific Dictionary.
→ July 22, 2009
Colombian coffee is carefully cultured in a nursery with each bean selected for planting. The beans are planted close together and then topped with a nutrient rich soil to promote growth. The seeds begin to germinate after only eight weeks, and the healthier looking plants make the cut and are cultivated for the next six [...]
→ July 7, 2009
If I sat here all day on a throne made of dirty magazines watching porn on a wall of plasma screens armed with a pen, paper and a case of beer, I MIGHT be able to come up with 100 names for boobs. So I enlisted the help of every person I could find to [...]