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How to: Prove To Everyone That You’re More American Than They are

How to: Prove To Everyone That You’re More American Than They are

→  July 2, 2010 0

July 4th may be the de facto National I’m-More-Patriotic-Than-You Day, but it’s your mission to drive that point home with the most over-the-top, spectacular display of patriotism anyone’s ever seen. And while the following is a complete farce, chances are you’ve come across several people who actually do this every year. Drive Home The Message Before there [...]

How To Survive Skydiving

→  February 17, 2010 0

Some people get a rush out of making prank calls to friends and neighbors… others need a lil’ more edge to satiate their hunger for life. But what happens when you get pushed over the edge and your thrill ride could turn into a possible death ride? Enter CT’s Survival Tip #569… Just Do It! Natural selection [...]

How To Write A Kick Ass Term Paper

→  December 1, 2009 0

Submitted By Blake Florence - University of South Florida December is a college student’s favorite time of year. A month off with no classes is like having 30 Saturday nights in a row. However, before any college coed can get on with the winter festivities, they have to tie up all the obligatory loose [...]

5 Easy Fixes For Your Computer

→  November 27, 2009 0

Submitted By: Brian Hodges There are few things more aggravating than a PC that doesn’t work. Mostly because it means you have to pay some pasty-faced geek from the school’s help desk to fix it. Why put yourself through that agony? You’d be surprised how many computer issues can be solved with almost no computer knowledge [...]

10 Tips For A Successful One-Night Stand

→  September 23, 2009 0

Hooking up regularly with someone is simple. Dating is even easier. There’s a growing level of comfort and compatibility that goes hand-in-hand with an ongoing relationship, be it in the bedroom or anywhere else. One-night stands, however, are an entirely different story. Your first impression is also your lasting one, so you constantly have to be [...]

How To Make An Air Conditioner For Your Dorm

→  August 13, 2009 0

So you sat on your fat, lazy ass all summer and didn’t bother worrying about getting a good dorm assignment which means you get stuck in the ones with no air conditioning in the middle of August. Smart thinking champ. To top it all off the powers that be won’t allow you to put a [...]

How To Survive A Poisonous Snake Bite

→  July 6, 2009 0

I love this time of year. I get to do all kinds of outdoorsy stuff. Camping, swimming, biking, drinking while camping, swimming, biking. You get the idea. Lot’s of fun, right? We’ll I live in Florida and although I have numerous outdoor activities to choose from right in my own back yard, I also have  [...]

How To Do A Body Shot: A Pictoral Guide

→  June 18, 2009 0

This is for all you high school seniors who are about to leave home for the first time and become college freshmen. Actually this is just for the girls because there is absolutely no chance in hell that any freshman guy will get to do a body shot unless it’s with his dorm room roommate [...]

Video: How To Tell Real Boobs From Fake Boobs

Video: How To Tell Real Boobs From Fake Boobs

→  June 12, 2009 0

This is probably one of the most useful "how to" videos I've ever come across. I'll still have to tests its methods just to be sure they're accurate.

CT’s Guide To Body Piercing

→  June 8, 2009 0

You all know what piercing is, but do you know the many different forms it can take? For those of you trying to do your best ‘Rebel Yell’ with just a pair of earrings, read on. Places to Pierce There are many, many places of the human body that can be pierced and now commonly are. [...]