Browsing all posts tagged under »Humor«
→ August 14, 2012
The end of summer is here and the stars know just how much you can’t wait to get back to class. Sticking a penny under your tongue and taking your temperature won’t solve anything anymore. This is the big leagues. You’ll need to step up your game if you want to get out of class. Or you could just ditch…
→ April 17, 2012
Smart ASS Answer 1:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow ’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!” A [...]
→ March 13, 2012
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
→ February 14, 2012
Here are the 100 words most commonly misspelled (‘misspell’ is one of them). Dr. Language has provided a one-stop cure for all your spelling ills. Each word has a mnemonic pill with it and, if you swallow it, it will help you to remember how to spell the word.
→ February 12, 2012
Are Never In Bed Past Noon
Reads the syllabus to find out what classes they can cut.
Brings a can of soda into a lecture hall.
Calls the professor “Professor.”
Would walk ten miles to get to class.
Memorizes the course material to get a good grade.
Knows a book-full of useless trivia about the university.
Shows up at a morning exam [...]
→ February 12, 2012
You’re aware of the fact that you might not be the cream of the crop or the belle of the ball, but just how ugly are you? For example, if you entered an ugly contest, where would you place? Take our February quizzical to discover just where you stand on the scale of ugliness.
→ February 11, 2012
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to the guy with a Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.”
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”
The guy with the [...]
→ February 10, 2012
Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”
→ February 9, 2012
It’s time to unplug! As a culture, we have become so enthralled by what’s popular that we have lost sight of ourselves. Between texting, tweeting, Facebook and even worse, all the major news outlets, no one is safe from being spoon-fed the garbage that has so hastily been deemed ‘popular.’ Even the anti-establishment has become established. So thank you modern media, for so overly saturating the culture with such frivolous things that you have come to destroy it.
→ February 3, 2012
As far as what you can say and can’t say, there seems to be a lot of leeway in advertising these days. However, what one might considered to be risqué today may of been a standard marketing campaign in the mid 1900s. These ads may seem like something straight out of AMC’s Mad Men, but they are, in fact, REAL advertisements!