Submitted By Ami Gavarian While you argue over the national drinking age and the legalization of prostitution, here are some mind-bending statutes you won’t believe actually exist! Alaska • No person may look at a moose from an airplane. • No child is allowed to build a snowman taller than him or herself on school property. Arkansas • A man may beat [...]
After the World Wars, doctors found new disorders and afflictions that changed the psychological makeup of an entire country. Now, in the age of Internet, our society is once again plagued by newborn personality disorders that keep popping up like pimples on a middle schooler. But there’s no need to trek down the Information Superhighway without [...]
Some people get a rush out of making prank calls to friends and neighbors… others need a lil’ more edge to satiate their hunger for life. But what happens when you get pushed over the edge and your thrill ride could turn into a possible death ride? Enter CT’s Survival Tip #569… Just Do It! Natural selection [...]
It’s almost impossible to conceive how we would get by in our day-to-day lives without the Internet. And this is coming from a guy who, if I might risk revealing my age a bit here, still remembers when Commodore 64 and dial-up modems were cutting- edge technologies. In a perfect world, one that doesn’t erupt in [...]
Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. Hangovers are proof that God also has a sense of humor. A very sick and twisted sense of humor. Hopefully on my judgment day when St. Peter or whoever is showing me all the bad things I’ve done, he’ll give me credit [...]
What were you like in 2009? Maybe you did a little too much ho-ho-hoing. Or maybe you gave back to the community… by spreading that nasty lip sore around campus. With the holidays right around the corner, it’s time to find out if you were a goodie-two-shoes or a Grade A piece of s***. Take the quiz and see for yourself!
At no other time during the year are coworkers expected to show up at the office, get drunk and become Monday morning water cooler fodder then at the company Christmas party. It’s like the boss saying, “Tomorrow night I want you all to dress nice, get drunk and work out some of that sexual tension [...]
Bring on the big and the beautiful, because it’s officially holiday season. We’ll all be at our peak weight (“peak” meaning top of the scales) and (still) horny as ever, so it’s completely logical to validate why bigger is better this holiday season. Thus, here’s why you should look past that extra love handle, [...]
Submitted By: Lindsey Sheridan - University Of Florida Let’s call it like it is, folks. Men don’t understand women, and women don’t understand why men don’t understand them. The result: a viscous cycle of miscommunication, misguidance and misinterpretations. Here, I break down those barriers, explaining once and for all how it feels to be a [...]
Scenario 1: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1969 – Mark shares aspirin with principal out on the smoking dock. 2009 – Police called. Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. Car is searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 2: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him [...]
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