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Acceptable Dating Destinations

Acceptable Dating Destinations

→  July 16, 2010 0

Relationships can be tough. Guys have to deal with unreasonable expectations based on TV and film love affairs. Girls have to fake orgasms. Yeah, it’s hard keeping your love life afloat in this day and age. That’s why the last thing you need to be bothered with is your dating destination. Is it the right [...]

5 Questions Your Boyfriend NEVER Wants To Hear You Ask

5 Questions Your Boyfriend NEVER Wants To Hear You Ask

→  July 15, 2010 0

If relationships are really all about communication, one poorly phrased query could be the difference between scoring big and playing solo tonight. And since it’s a known fact that college coeds only get into relationships for the sex, you might want to refresh yourself on appropriate questions to ask your boyfriend, lest he run in [...]

Frank The Cab Driver: Social Commentator And Advice Guru

Frank The Cab Driver: Social Commentator And Advice Guru

→  June 23, 2010 1

Frank, My girlfriend still lives with her parents, and I have five roommates. We can never seem to find any “alone time,” so when we want to get busy we usually end up doing it in the back seat of my car. You spend a lot of time in your car, so I figure you’re [...]

3 Phases of Online Dating

3 Phases of Online Dating

→  June 17, 2010 0

At some point in your miserable existence, you’ll resort to online dating in a shameless effort to find your soul mate (read: get laid once or twice). And in that process, you’ll digress from full-on disclosure to blatant lying in an attempt to realize your potential mate is in fact your distant cousin. It’s time [...]

How To Be A Summer Player Without Really Trying

How To Be A Summer Player Without Really Trying

→  June 16, 2010 0

Summertime is chock full of sexiness, with scantily clad bikinis, tan lines, short skirts and fit-to-form tube tops catching your line of vision in nearly every direction. On top of all that, there’s the added bonus of drunken nights of partying and beautiful beach settings to add to the allure. Needless to say, the summer [...]

Frank The Cab Driver: Social Commentator And Advice Guru

Frank The Cab Driver: Social Commentator And Advice Guru

→  May 14, 2010 0

Frank, My Man! I’m leaving school this year and always wanted to tell you how much I hate you. You suck. Good riddance, fat slob. Dee Dee Well, I can only assume you’re either someone I slept with and never called back or the president of the on-campus feminist movement. Whichever one you are, thanks for the shout [...]

The 4 Types Of Internet Personality Disorders

→  March 1, 2010 1

After the World Wars, doctors found new disorders and afflictions that changed the psychological makeup of an entire country. Now, in the age of Internet, our society is once again plagued by newborn personality disorders that keep popping up like pimples on a middle schooler. But there’s no need to trek down the Information Superhighway without [...]

The Pros And Cons Of Relocating For Booty

→  January 28, 2010 0

There comes a point in every serious college relationship when you must decide where things are going. That time is usually graduation… even if it took you seven years to get there. The question that begs answering is whether you’re committed enough to make the big move out of town for your significant other. Are you [...]

How To Sabotage Your Friends’ New Year’s Resolutions

→  January 7, 2010 0

They say nobody likes a quitter. Well, nobody likes a little Mr. or Ms. Try-Hard either. They make the rest of us regular quasi-lazy people look bad. That’s why when every year one of your friends’ guilty consciences tells them they should resolve to be a better person for the next year, you should make [...]

How To Change Your Life In Less Than 1 Year

→  January 5, 2010 0

No matter what the New Year’s resolution, they’re usually too simple or mundane to make a big enough impact on someone’s life to make seeing them through worthwhile. This is one of the reasons why every year thousands of stationary bikes become expensive clothes racks. This year shoot for something that the mere thought of achieving [...]