There comes a point in every serious college relationship when you must decide where things are going. That time is usually graduation… even if it took you seven years to get there. The question that begs answering is whether you’re committed enough to make the big move out of town for your significant other. Are you [...]
No matter what the New Year’s resolution, they’re usually too simple or mundane to make a big enough impact on someone’s life to make seeing them through worthwhile. This is one of the reasons why every year thousands of stationary bikes become expensive clothes racks. This year shoot for something that the mere thought of achieving [...]
Submitted By: Ami Gavarian Men across the planet – nay, the galaxy – are unanimously infatuated with breasts. Even gay dudes can’t keep from staring at a voluptuous pair of T-shirt melons as they bounce gloriously up and down the street. But somehow guys have managed to ignore the very boob before their eyes. Yes, I’m [...]
Submitted By: Jessica Grant - University Of South Florida You see, fellas, you’re not the only ones feeling the cold. Eligible females are feeling frosty and lonely, too! They’re jealous of friends that managed to hold on to their men through the fall and are feeling self-conscious about the half a pound of ass fat caused [...]
At no other time during the year are coworkers expected to show up at the office, get drunk and become Monday morning water cooler fodder then at the company Christmas party. It’s like the boss saying, “Tomorrow night I want you all to dress nice, get drunk and work out some of that sexual tension [...]
Bring on the big and the beautiful, because it’s officially holiday season. We’ll all be at our peak weight (“peak” meaning top of the scales) and (still) horny as ever, so it’s completely logical to validate why bigger is better this holiday season. Thus, here’s why you should look past that extra love handle, [...]
Submitted By: Lindsey Sheridan - University Of Florida Let’s call it like it is, folks. Men don’t understand women, and women don’t understand why men don’t understand them. The result: a viscous cycle of miscommunication, misguidance and misinterpretations. Here, I break down those barriers, explaining once and for all how it feels to be a [...]
There are a few simple rules every guy abides by, no matter how big a pain in the ass they may be. You always finish a plate of chicken wings, even when you’re fairly certain you’ll set off a nuclear stink bomb soon thereafter. You never, ever, ever leave an unfinished beer on the table, [...]
Submitted By Elizabeth Warner - Florida State University I realized it was over when he said, “I just want to hold you all night” and the thought didn’t even sound vaguely appealing to me. The poor man, I thought. Another victim of the de-masculinization movement of the 1990s coupled with taking cues from Robert Pattinson’s ambiguously gay [...]
Submitted By: Ethan Corillo - Nerd from MIT As a culture, we’ve been conditioned to believe that high intelligence equals social retardation and sexual incompetence. But don’t be so quick to write off those skinny guys with the Coke-bottle glasses, pocket protectors and 4.0 averages. Romantically speaking, nerds are a largely untapped resource. Given [...]
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