With the Freshman 15 and all-you-can-eat buffets as much a part of college as midterms and finals, coeds across the country are clearly prone to satisfying their sweet tooth from time to time. But while you’re indulging in a Twix bar or some Skittles, your roomie or lab partner may be inhaling something sweet and sickening.

Check out these 10 stomach-turning, barf-inducing candies and you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about…

White Chocolate Maggots

Don’t be fooled… they’re not several white chocolate- covered raisins smushed together. On the contrary, they’re those pesky buggers that love to feed on rotten produce and animal carcasses. That should clear up your killer case of the munchies in a jiffy.

Hose Nose – Candy Snot

For those of you who never broke out of the “picking your boogers and eating them” phase comes this nostalgically nasty candy dispenser that straps onto your face and drips sugary slime that you can catch on your tongue. Pez better watch their ass!

Earwax Candy

Well, this candy’s certainly the pick of the litter. Equipped with a plastic “swab” to scoop with, this hauntingly horrible creation consists of fruit-flavored jelly “earwax” served in a pink “ear.”

Candy Cockroach Clusters

Gummy worms are one thing, candy cockroaches are another. While this candy isn’t actually made from real roaches, the concept is nonetheless grossly gag-a-rific. The underbelly and wings are gummy candy while the cockroach’s shell is a hardened candy coating.

Fear Factor Candy

God bless marketing! What better way to promote a puke-inducing show than by selling puke-inducing candy based on
its likeness?! Enjoy Slimy Gummy Octopi, Gummy Frog Legs and Sheep’s Eye Lollipops, among many other, um, creative candy concepts. Barf bag and Joe Rogan not included.

Poop Candy

We shit you not! Each candy-coated piece of crap comes individually wrapped in a baby blue or pink diaper for added effect. It’s a wonder Poop Candy hasn’t teamed up yet with Sour Flush Candy for a monopoly on the bowel-themed treats market.

Every Flavor Jelly Beans

Thanks to the Harry Potter series, the world can finally enjoy jelly bean flavors ranging from ear wax, rotten egg and grass to soap, dirt and earthworm. On the bright side, they were kind enough to create a bacon-flavored jelly bean amidst other, more vomit-worthy concoctions.

Sour Flush Candy

Think Fun Dip… only you’re dipping your lollipop into a plastic crapper filled with powdered, sour sugar. Hey, if anything, it’ll remind you to clean out your toilet bowl on a regular basis… especially after you vomit all over it from eating this craptastic candy.

Candy Encrusted Real Bugs

They look like something you’d stick under a telescope in science class and they probably taste like something you dissected when you were 12. Nevertheless, there’s an apparent market for these hard candy-coated critters, like the Cricket Lick-It Lollipops.

Candy Scabs

Not only can you pick your scabs… you can eat ‘em too! Stick the adhesive bandage on your skin then lick and nibble the candy scab off like you would any ol’ cut. Hey, at least girls can’t get mad at you now when you tell them to suck your sweet spot…